LOL! Porn Viewership Rises in Washington D.C. During Government Shutdown

[Cindy Claveau]

Porn Viewership Rises in Washington D.C. | Daily Beast

Porn viewership has rocketed in Washington D.C. during the government shutdown, with Pornhub.com claiming a 6.32 percent upswing in traffic from area web domains the week of Jan. 7, according to a report. Female viewership on Pornhub also totaled 12.3 percent above average, the site’s analytics team claimed. “Pornhub's statisticians noted not only an increase in visits to the site, but also a distinct shift in the hours during which people are watching porn,” Pornhub reportedly said. “When compared to traffic levels prior to the shut-down, weekday visits across the United States were up 5.94 percent.”

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

I wouldn't doubt that some of that increased traffic (globally, not just D.C.) is a result of tumblr's adult ban.

 

[Free]

"Trump's Policies Encourage Porn Viewership"

I need a journo to write up an article for this headline.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Awesome, now legalize weed and America will be alright.

 

[Free]

I may have found one of the reasons why...

EDIT: Note to any innocent VV.1 folk (heh...): Look up "Backroom Casting couch" in Google Images if you're not at work, in public, or next to anyone <18yo.