Humor: SL Fashionistas Sketch, inspired by Smith & Jones "Nazi Generals" sketch

CronoCloud Creeggan

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Here's the whole thing, I made it up for fun. I'll have to send it to Jo Yardley.

First the reference:
Knock on door, Fashionista comes in the room:

First Fashionista: Hail Uber, are you CC?

Second Fashionista: Hail Uber, I am CC. As you can see on my Flickr, I am the Fashionista who goes shopping for formal gowns I might not actually wear that often. I am also the Fashionista who enjoys listening to Electro-swing and 80's music on the stream while in the company of beautiful women. I am also the Fashionista that says: You see, Frau Yardley, we are not all barbarians.

First Fashionista: Hail Uber! I am the Fashionista who is always forgetting to remove her HUDS. I disapprove of other Fashionistas shopping for gowns that might not get around to wearing. And I am also the Fashionista who keeps hitting the TP button saying "Get me to Uber!"

Knock on Door
Second Fashionista (CC): Enter!

Third Fashionista: Fashionistas, allow me to introduce myself. I am the slightly pervy Fashionista who often wears black leather harnesses. And I might also be a little bit domme. Hail Uber! My AO is a bit twitchy, and sometimes blow a bubblegum bubble with my mouth which has pouty lips.

Knock on Door
Second Fashionista: Enter!

Fourth Fashionista: Friendly Greetings! I am the easy going Fashionista who isn't obsessed with Uber. Hail Uber.. yeah yeah, who cares events are too samey anyway. Note my petite bosom and obvious freckles. I have also spent many happy hours just hanging out in London City. And I never explain why I wear an obscure mesh body that has very little designer support.

Knock on door:
Second Fashionista: Enter

Fifth Fashionista: Excuse my late arrival, I was trying to figure out if I was the gown shopping Fashionista, the Uber Teleporting Fashionista, The Pervy Fashionista, or the Easy-Going Fashionista. But I decided I am the Fashionista who seems normal at first, but suddenly has fits of Plurk Drama!

Other Fashionistas: Ahhh!

Applause!