LOL! Political ZOMGWTF

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AblativMeatshld (@ablativmeatshld.bsky.social)

Stolen from some dude on Threads... Alan Dershowitz: I didn’t leave the Democratic Party. The Democratic Party turned 18

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The Onion (@theonion.com)

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

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It. Is. A thing.

HE IS OUR SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES!!!

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Don't google "raccoon baculum fish hook" or "raccoon baculum toothpick".

 

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Don't google ... "raccoon baculum toothpick".

 

[Soen Eber]

You know, after all we've been through, I'm even starting to miss Dan Quail. At least his evil had shreds of sanity and civility. Shreds, but they were there, like meat protein in a frozen Banquet dinner.

 

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Don't even need different lyrics for each time. (BTW: "quits." )

 

[Essence Lumin]

You know, after all we've been through, I'm even starting to miss Dan Quail. At least his evil had shreds of sanity and civility. Shreds, but they were there, like meat protein in a frozen Banquet dinner.

I remember wanting to buy something like this back in the day.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

 

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[Casey Pelous]

Lordy. That burn scorched mah petticoats from 1,000 miles away.

 

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[Innula Zenovka]

Hot dogs, tech bros and chess with Trump: Inside King Charles’s state visit to the US

A look into the monarch’s private journal reveals the truth behind his controversial trip to Washington DC. (Is this real, or satire?* Read on to find out…)

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[Casey Pelous]

Hot dogs, tech bros and chess with Trump: Inside King Charles’s state visit to the US

A look into the monarch’s private journal reveals the truth behind his controversial trip to Washington DC. (Is this real, or satire?* Read on to find out…)

thenewworld.substack.com

... while Melania floated, calm and unpredictable, like a ceasefire. The tea, meanwhile, was reminiscent of the Strait of Hormuz: beyond recognition since America had interfered with it.

 

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