You Are Donald Trump

[detrius]

All these attempts to simulate Trump are way too coherent, grammatically and orthographically correct.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Fake news fake news!

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

I haven't really paid any attention to her.

Which demographics does she hate? Poor people, immigrants, transgender people, Muslims?

It's dumber than that!

She's previously expressed a lot of empathy for the poor, immigrants being detained, and LGBT+ people etc. ...but she's recently developed a huge Christian persecution complex and thinks that Trump (who is TOTALLY a real Christian, right?) is going to save them.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

All these attempts to simulate Trump are way too coherent, grammatically and orthographically correct.

I wrote mine as if one of his lackies transcribed it and polished it up a little.

 

[Soen Eber]

Mine was stream of consciousness unhinged from formal logic and facts.

 

[detrius]

Mine was stream of consciousness unhinged from formal logic and facts.

It was a solid effort, but still quite linear, clean and easy to follow.

Trump's train of thoughts on the other hand is pretty random, like an ugly shrub with cancer that has branches growing in all directions at once. His mind is a chaotic mess, so he uses his catchphrases and one-liners to steady himself and find his bearing. He also uses his various obsessions and feuds as orientation points that help him navigate through the fog in his head when he gets confused.

I bet he sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night and doesn't remember who or where he is - but then he (for example) remembers how much he hates black people and starts composing an angry tirade against the first black person that he can remember (usually Obama).

 

[Myradyl Muse]

"I LIKE lakes, mostly lakes I can make bigger, bigger than you ever saw! I know lakes MORE than those ocean guys and I name them any time I want, like right now or before even. Whatever. Where's my diet coke? You're fired! Get me another lake to name Ok Lake Champlain is now Lake Trumplican of the MAGAS, thank you for YOUR attention to THIS matt.....*snoring ensues*