"Chinese hoax" forcing Americans to relocate

[Innula Zenovka]

Looks like a lot of people are being taken in by what #45 has described as a hoax by the Chinese: 'We're moving to higher ground': America's era of climate mass migration is here. If only they'd pray harder, I'm sure they'd have nothing to worry about. Or they could build arks -- maybe Hobby Lobby could sell special carpentry kits to assist them.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

China's population is what... nearly 1.4 billion people? Which means maybe 70 million gay Chinese people?

Based on that and southern baptist logic, it may not be much of a hoax after all!