Val
I am a discounted Polish product that was imported to Scotland for being too ginger, mean and sarcastic.
My functioning is dependent on levels of caffeine and I am a professional procrastinator who pretends to broker information, photograph, web design and worships Photoshop.
Additional features include: puking gay rainbows whilst riding a unicorn, ability to bend each joint of my skeleton in every direction, being the laziest, sleeping whole day and wandering the city while being rolled by my handsome husband.
Extra feature of 'giving a fuck' can be purchased for 200K British Pounds.
My functioning is dependent on levels of caffeine and I am a professional procrastinator who pretends to broker information, photograph, web design and worships Photoshop.
Additional features include: puking gay rainbows whilst riding a unicorn, ability to bend each joint of my skeleton in every direction, being the laziest, sleeping whole day and wandering the city while being rolled by my handsome husband.
Extra feature of 'giving a fuck' can be purchased for 200K British Pounds.
- Birthday
- Jul 16, 1989 (Age: 36)
- Website
- http://digitalghosts.co.uk
- Location
- Glasgow
- Joined SLU
- 03/07/2017
- SLU Posts
- 138
Trophies
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10
I like it a lot
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Keeps coming back
30 messages posted. You must like it here! -
2
Somebody likes you
Somebody out there liked one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more! -
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First message
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