Recent content by Bartholomew Gallacher

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    The US-Iran War Has Begun

    It turns out that in the past years Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was recruited by Israel's Mossad as new head of state for Iran. The plan was as follows: 1. grooming Ahmadinejad, who was a traditionally anti-Israel hardlinder, as an asset. The goal was to topple the current regime and install him as new...
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    Nobody cares about food.

    McDonald's has finally got the memo that their food is even too shite for junk food, and wants to improve it. So internally a program named NEXT has been launched in June 2026. There are four areas of focus, one is centered on improving chicken, beef and beverage quality at scale. It should...
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    Lindsay Graham Dead at 71

    There are enough people around right now demanding a forensic autopsy of his corpse. And they are absolutely right about this: it cannot be ruled out that Russia killed him. It can also be old age. But only an autopsy will give certainty.
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    Nobody cares about food.

    Banana nut icecream from the US Navy in 1945, usually made on submarines. Max Miller finds it very tasty.
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    The US-Iran War Has Begun

    Iran is planning to return the favor of killing its head of state back to the sender.
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    Defining image of America

    This is no AI generated image.
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    Nobody cares about Germany

    Trump will hate this: Canada ordered 12 conventional powered submarines at a German defense company, TKMS (Thyssen Krupp Marine Systems). It is the largest deal of that kind Canada ever made in history, est. about 20 billion Euros. Building will occur in Kiel and Wismar...
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    Bonnie Tyler died at age 75

    Bonnie Tyler died at age 75. She got out of coma last month, but remained very unwell and in intensive care. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clypqj2z1zpo
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    The Trump Presidency, Season 2

    Trump ordered to stop all trade with Spain, because they dared to oppose him. What this idiot doesn't understand how he cripples American power through to that. "Spain doesn't agree to anything, and you shouldn't carry them," Trump told Rutte. "I don't want to do any trade with them...
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    Nobody Cares about Britain

    It is a good thing that such a stunt is impossible in Germany: if a MP, which has a direct mandate, resigns somebody from the state party list of the same party becomes automatically the successor. There will be no by-election, because it is not necessary.
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    Nobody cares about food.

    John Godfrey Saxe said in 1869: "The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night." Later it was falsely attributed to Otto von Bismarck.
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    WTF FIFA World Cukkake 2026

    The official FIFA statement is there, full of weasel words: 4. With respect to the sporting sanction, the FIFA Disciplinary Committee imposed a one-match suspension. The decision specifically stated that this suspension included the automatic suspension that would otherwise have been served in...
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    WTF FIFA World Cukkake 2026

    Trump made a statement about the call, which is unbelievable as most he says: President Trump addressed the media on Monday morning, making it clear that he didn't demand anything. The President of the United States says he simply called the head of FIFA to ask for a review. "All I did was...
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    Defining image of America

    I thought about something like this.