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4 out of 3 people struggle with math.
Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
Dear Santa,
This year all I ask for is a big fat bank account and a slim body.
Please, don't mix up the two like you did last year.
Luisa Land
Luisa Land
well you live in Holland So its clear, " de Zwarte Piet" mixxed it up. His duty is to help Santa by punishing all evil kids.
Dear Santa....
Before I explain, how much do you know already?
Santa Claus' favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.
When you stop believing in Santa,
you get underwear. socks and ties.
what do you call an elf that can sing? A wrapper.
This Christmas instead of gifts,
I'm giving everyone my opinions.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
Dear Santa,
I'm good at being naughty.
Which list do I get on?
If you have a bad dream during an afternoon nap, would it be called a daymare?
Dear Santa,
Just leave your credit card under the three.
Thanks, Sid.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Why do bees hum?
Because they can never remember the words.
250 lbs here on Earth is 94.5 lbs on Mercury. No, I’m not fat. I’m just not on the right planet.
If we're here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
45 is like a slinky:
Not really good for much,
but brings a smile to your face,
when pushed down the stairs.
These days I’m mostly living in a giant closet in the sky...so many things to do and too much of a ferret brain to prioritize it!
Just because my path is different,
doesn't mean I'm lost.