We are all mature.
Until somebody brings out the bubble wrap.
Until somebody brings out the bubble wrap.
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You never fully understand or value what you have until, of course, it's gone. And toilet paper is a good example
My girlfriend swallowed a bunch of glitter before sex. The orgasm was epic and really pretty.
Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don’t know and I don’t care.
A. I don’t know and I don’t care.
ENJOY EREXTIONS WITH ENHANCEMENT KETO!!!
If I were a plastic surgeon, I would add a squeaky toy in every breast implant.
You never realize how long a second actually is, until you stare at the countdown of an ad you can't skip.
The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven, says a lot about anticipated traffic.
A doctor told me I had 1 year left to live. I killed him and here I am ... in prison. 25 years and counting 
Where does meat in the pokemon world come from?
You are never to old to learn something stupid.
why do they call them chicken fingers if chickens don't have fingers?
This is a profile post. There are many like it but this one is mine.
If you’re happy and you know it,
clap your trap!
clap your trap!
I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy. It's not like I did anything
Growing up means accepting that sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes the statue.
I never trust children. They are here to replace us. 
Did you just fall? No, 
I was checking if gravity still works
I was checking if gravity still works
Some people cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.