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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
If idiots could fly, the world would be one big airport.
Give me a full length mirror
So I can see the whole picture
My head alone gives nothing away

(Julia Jacklin - Head Alone)
I finished 3 books today. And believe it or not, that's a lot of coloring.
Should we be concerned that engineers describe their work as "practice?"
Clara D.
Clara D.
It's a bit more worrysome when doctors do.
if you want to know where your heart is, Look where the mind goes when it wanders...
Clara D.
Clara D.
Behind the fridge?
Feel the power
Let the people call me naive
I believe I believe I believe I believe

(Deee-Lite - Power Of Love)
I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.
I started out with nothing....
I still got most of it.
Don't break anybody's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206.
Two people stole a calendar.
They each got six months.
Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!
I just saw an idiot at the gym putting a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
*Quiet sustained white noise and sea noises*
Clara D.
Clara D.
Then the raucous CAW of seagulls.
If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
I had the same experience a friend of ours who we have know since a teen came out recently that she was sexually abused by a step father. I wish she had told me I would have believed her ! She is about 10 years younger than me I want to think at the time I could have done something .
When you're happy, you enjoy the music.
When you're sad, you understand the lyrics.