What would they call you if you were a criminal?

[Pancake]

I was watching TV and when my show ended the Spokane local news came on. Before I could change the channel, they opened with a an update about the Piggyback Bandit

Now I probably shouldn’t have laughed, especially since I had no idea at the time what his crime was, but Piggyback Bandit? WTF? All kinds of ridiculous crime images went through my head and then of course the realization of just how much that guy is going to get soooo teased in jail.

So, I’m guessing it’s the press or police that gave him the name, which made me wonder what they would call me if I was a criminal.

I’m totally stumped because I’m not sure what my crime would be.

While I ponder this critical question, I thought I’d ask you guys what your criminal name would be.

 

[Pancake]

I guess my criminal name could be related to marijuana, except it’s legal now so Ha! No criminal name for me.

 

[Free]

I'd have to go with Queen of Giza. Thanks to all my pyramid schemes.

 

[eku zhong]

they call me chikin itsa!

 

[Sid]

My lawyer told me to answer this question with: 'No comment'.

 

[Tigar]

Smooth

 

[Veritable Quandry]

The Loquacious Larconist

 

[Rose Karuna]

Kitchen Viper

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

"Auntie Social" ... Fek off, I'm not explainin. Grr.

 

[Caete]

Well, according to https://themobmuseum.org/nickname-generator/ I'm
Caete "Money Bags" Chevalier
You are The Boss

Occupation: Boss
Racket: You name it, I’ve probably done it
Your idol: Stephanie St. Clair

You’re a dangerous woman with a business to run. You know who will follow you until the end and you know who to cut loose when they no longer serve a purpose for you. You’re tough and respected in the business.

 

[craz]

CRAZ "EGG MAN" CRAZ
YOU ARE THE CORRUPT POLITICIAN

OCCUPATION: CORRUPT POLITICIAN
RACKET: HEY, I JUST TAKE WHAT’S OFFERED TO ME, OKAY? NOTHIN’ WRONG WITH THAT.
IDOL: LOUISIANA GOVERNOR HUEY LONG
You know what’s going on in your neighborhood and the Mob knows that you know. To keep you quiet, they slip you a few things every now and then—some cash, a free meal for your family at a fine restaurant, a bottle of your favorite bootlegged whiskey. They’re not up to anything violent, so what’s the big deal?

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

LADY "SWEET LIPS" DARNK
YOU ARE THE SPEAKEASY OWNER

OCCUPATION: THE FRIEND OF A FRIEND, SPEAKEASY OWNER
RACKET: HEY, I DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE, OKAY?
IDOL: WILBUR CLARK
You’re known on the streets as “the friend of the friend.” Everyone knows you, but you try not to get too involved in other people’s business. You know powerful people, you know what business they’re in, and they supply you the booze you need for your speakeasy when you need it. They won’t get any trouble from you.

 

[Soen Eber]

SOEN "TRIGGER" EBER
YOU ARE THE SPEAKEASY OWNER


OCCUPATION: THE FRIEND OF A FRIEND, SPEAKEASY OWNER
RACKET: HEY, I DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE, OKAY?
IDOL: WILBUR CLARK
You’re known on the streets as “the friend of the friend.” Everyone knows you, but you try not to get too involved in other people’s business. You know powerful people, you know what business they’re in, and they supply you the booze you need for your speakeasy when you need it. They won’t get any trouble from you.

 

[Plurabelle Laszlo]

Plurabelle "Sweet Lips" Laszlo
You are The Speakeasy Owner


Occupation: The friend of a friend, speakeasy owner
Racket: Hey, I don’t want any trouble, okay?
Idol: Wilbur Clark

You’re known on the streets as “the friend of the friend.” Everyone knows you, but you try not to get too involved in other people’s business. You know powerful people, you know what business they’re in, and they supply you the booze you need for your speakeasy when you need it. They won’t get any trouble from you.

The other Sweet Lips is an imposter

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Whole lot of speakeasy owners here!

KATE "THE GODMOTHER" HELENDALE
YOU ARE THE SPEAKEASY OWNER


OCCUPATION: THE FRIEND OF A FRIEND, SPEAKEASY OWNER
RACKET: HEY, I DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE, OKAY?
IDOL: WILBUR CLARK
You’re known on the streets as “the friend of the friend.” Everyone knows you, but you try not to get too involved in other people’s business. You know powerful people, you know what business they’re in, and they supply you the booze you need for your speakeasy when you need it. They won’t get any trouble from you.

 

[Nynaboo Rhapsody]

SARAH "TRIGGER" RYAN
YOU ARE THE MOB WIFE


OCCUPATION: MOB WIFE
RACKET: NOTHING, I DON’T GET INVOLVED IN MY HUSBAND’S WORK
IDOL: KAY ADAMS, MICHAEL CORLEONE’S WIFE
You’re a woman who knows more than she lets on when it comes to your husband’s work. You don’t ask a lot of questions, but you’re no slouch—you know what kind of business he’s in. You play your cards close to the vest and they underestimate you, but you use that to your advantage.

 

[Spirits Rising]

Well according to the link provided in the thread ....

SPIRITS "BIG TUNA" RISING
YOU ARE THE CORRUPT POLITICIAN

OCCUPATION: CORRUPT POLITICIAN
RACKET: HEY, I JUST TAKE WHAT’S OFFERED TO ME, OKAY? NOTHIN’ WRONG WITH THAT.
IDOL: LOUISIANA GOVERNOR HUEY LONG
You know what’s going on in your neighborhood and the Mob knows that you know. To keep you quiet, they slip you a few things every now and then—some cash, a free meal for your family at a fine restaurant, a bottle of your favorite bootlegged whiskey. They’re not up to anything violent, so what’s the big deal?

However I'd have to also say I'd likely be called Late for Dinner ........

 

[Rose Karuna]

Well according to the link provided in the thread ....


However I'd have to also say I'd likely be called Late for Dinner ........

LOVE the name "Big Tuna Rising" - sounds like you are a surfer in Hawaii.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Realistically, given my record of successful evasion of detection, it would be "Inmate 666739."

So ....

INMATE "LEMON" 666739
YOU ARE THE SPEAKEASY OWNER

OCCUPATION: THE FRIEND OF A FRIEND, SPEAKEASY OWNER
RACKET: HEY, I DON’T WANT ANY TROUBLE, OKAY?
IDOL: WILBUR CLARK

 

[Noodles]

I like to think I could be bad but the reality is I doubt I have anything that would cause me to have a cool criminal name.