Reminds me of when I was explaining to mai kiddo “Why do we has dogs?”
well, someone decided that a wolf would make a good addition to the farm 1 and after several generations (of wolves)
they managed to breed one that didn’t bite their face off when they tried to feed it.
Several thousands of years later, we can has dogs. And then it all got weird from there.
”OK, I guess, why do we has Cats
?”
”They like us and also we have food and we share. You’re sharing, right?
ETA: This a
very simplified version of the discussion that took place.
ETA: this all took place as he was feedin’ the kitty , kitty yummy bits.
1: Who the hell thought that a fuckin’
wolf would make a good addition to the household? And who the hell coulad guessed they were right?