The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

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[Tigar]

 

[Cristiano]

Tropical Storm Karen Has the Internet Saying the Storm 'Wants to Speak to a Manager'

"The hurricane being named #Karen is like a gift to the internet"

time.com

 

[Tigar]

 

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[Katheryne Helendale]

The entire warning paragraph is worth a read.

 

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[Ava Glasgow]

The entire warning paragraph is worth a read.

Somebody remembers Happy Fun Ball! ⚠⚠⚠

 

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[Tigar]

 

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[Caete]

 

[Free]

Must be waaaay uphill.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning,
on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The
insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows, so I
drove a nail into the 2x4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn.
Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination
man arrives and knocks on the front door. “I came to inseminate the cow,”
he said.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows, and
when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, "Tell me,
lady, 'cause I'm dying to know. How would YOU know that this is the right
cow to be bred?"

"That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall," she explains very
confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?"

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,
“I guess it’s to hang your pants on,” she replied.

(And you thought this was going to be a typical blonde joke.)

 

[Tigar]

 

[Caete]

Must be waaaay uphill.

Both ways

 

[danielravennest]

Both ways

Barefoot in the snow, and we used to wrap barbed wire around our feet for traction.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

If you have a cow that doesn't give milk, is it a milk dud, or an udder failure?

 

[Veritable Quandry]

If you have a cow that doesn't give milk, is it a milk dud, or an udder failure?

I call bull.