An Irish woman of old age visited her physician to ask his advice
on reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give him an 'Irish Viagra'".
"What is an Irish Viagra?", she asked.
"It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even
taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went."
It was a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to
her progress. The poor woman exclaimed, "Oh, it was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost
immediate. He jumped straight up, with a smile on his face and a twinkle in his
eye. With one swoop of his arms, he ripped my clothes to tatters and took me
then and there passionately on the tabletop! T'was a nightmare, I tell you! An
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex your husband provided
"It was the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able
to show me face in Starbucks again."