The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

Sid

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So I went to a mixed religion convention.

The Christian Priest came, laid his hands on my hand and said,
“By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”
I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said,
“By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!
I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands and said,
“Insha Allah, you will walk today!”
I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me”

The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said,
“By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!”
I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the sermons, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.
 

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Sounds like a car theft ring ta me 🚙.