The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

Tigar

A Most Inappropriate Tigar 🐯
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804
Location
Dallas or nearby
SL Rez
2006
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Caete

Scientist Lady of Science
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Sep 20, 2018
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533
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20 Minutes into the future
SL Rez
2006
Linda visited a psychic of some local repute.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die
a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Linda stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down
at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune
teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:

"Will I be acquitted?"