The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

Tigar

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Caete

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Linda visited a psychic of some local repute.

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die
a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Linda stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down
at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune
teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:

"Will I be acquitted?"
 

Katheryne Helendale

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So, I was at a Walmart earlier today.

A lady was looking at frozen turkeys,
but could find one that was big enough.

She asked the stock boy, "Do these
turkeys get any bigger?"

He replied with a straight face, "no
ma'am, they're dead."

Made my week.