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There was quite the load of spam posts to eradicate when I got home from class this evening. All of them were the usual word salad interlaced with links to whatever dubious product they were pitching, but this one actually made me chuckle:

Given half of a risk, it's in all likelihood that many guys reading this text should without [link redacted] listing half a dozen or greater things of their existence that generally tend to reason them strain - money problems, dating problems, sexual issues, in-law conflicts, administrative center drama, sibling rivalries, political anxieties, and so on. And the ones are just a number of the huge general topics, someone of that can have many a good deal extra particular sub-topics. Stress is far too big a part of many men's lives, and it can have a negative impact on their standard health, in addition to on their power fitness, too. Thus it actually can pay to take steps to restriction strain as a good deal as viable. There are numerous approaches in which someone can try and mitigate strain; one of the greater exciting ways is through masturbation.

Why masturbation

Many a man has noticed that his entire frame feels more secure and that his mood is enhanced after carrying out a enjoyable masturbation consultation. Why does masturbation assist a man to de-strain? Basically because intercourse in all its forms, including masturbation, has a tendency to release dopamine (a chemical which relaxes the body and produces a sense of pride) in addition to oxytocin, which facilitates a person higher cope with tension.
Now, I can't speak for men, but it's certainly a stress reliever for me! :shiftyeyes:
 

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You can thank profile spammer RebeccaSKL (from Oxford!) for the following obscene story posted in her About you notes. Anime spam links removed, etc.

It'd been a terrible tragedy. Six months ago Paolo's girlfriend of four years, Bebe, had died in a hot air ballooning accident. She was incinerated in the sky at fifteen thousand feet. Well, at least she had gone out doing something sort of cool. But obviously it was a terrible blow to her family, Paolo, and her many friends. It'd been half a year since the incident and they were just beginning to get their lives back on track again.

Bebe had been an artist all her life. She loved to sketch and paint, and was a big fan of everything from the old European masters to modern manga. She could sit down with a pad and pencil and draw anyone's portrait in a matter of minutes. Her career however, had been in social work, mostly with teens and children.

She never got the chance to get it off the ground because of her passing, but she'd been working for about a year on a manga graphic fantasy/sci-fi novel that she was writing about a group of teenagers and the adventures they'd have. Paolo had carefully

'What the f-!? Bebe?! What am I seeing here?? Hello?! Who's here!!' he yelled at what he was seeing, suddenly angry and afraid anime gifs.me

'Honey, it's me, your Bebe...'

She jerked his shaft into her sucking mouth as he cupped her boobs below.

'My favorite... um, ok. I think you know the answer to that one, it's Etsuko! Your character, from your book anime porn gifs

Bebe's image suddenly shifted into a life-sized one of Etsuko, her hot leading female anime/manga/hentai character! She looked so real, and yet like a living cartoon straight out of Bebe's paintings and stories!

She got up and stretched her arms and legs, and walked over to the door which separated the two rooms. She opened it a crack and peered in to see if maybe Paolo hadn't heard her, or if he was even there at all.

Indeed Paulo hadn't heard her because he was too busy getting his cock sucked my the ghost of his dead girlfriend in the hentai gif site ghost form of her sexy character Etsuko!

'Oh fuck, that's good!' he groaned as he fucked her unreal boobs.

After some time he told the sexy cartoon ghost, 'I wanna taste your uncensored hentai gifs pussy, baby...'

'I can't wait to feel your tongue in my pussy, lover!' Etsuko said and she sat down on the black leather couch and splayed her inhumanly long, slender cartoon legs wide open to put her pussy on full display for her lover. Her legs reached nearly from one end of the couch to the other, and it was a long couch!

Etsuko's pussy was white as snow, like the rest of her body, immaculately drawn, yet real, completely smooth as plastic, and sexy as all fucking hell. He dipped his tongue between the folds of her cunt. Again, they were a strange cross between cartoon, flesh and plastic, but so real and substantial against his probing tongue. Her boobs had tasted like nothing at all, but her pussy he realized, didn't taste or smell like a pussy, but like fresh oranges instead! Bebe had always loved fresh oranges...

Her cunt began to drool a subtly fresh-orange-smelling cartoon-ghost pussy-juice as he ate her out. She whimpered with pleasure as he explored her cunt and massaged her cartoon clit with his tongue. Meanwhile, his erection raged to be inside of her.

'I'm sorry,' he said after a few minutes, 'but I've just gotta fuck this sexy pussy right fucking now!'

'Oh, fuck me!' squeaked Etsuko as Paolo got up and planted his cock into her smooth wet anime hentai gifs hentai snatch.

'Oh shiiit!' he groaned as his cock slid up the most unbelievable smooth sexy pussy imaginable. 'Oh fuck yeah!' he grunted, grabbing her ridiculously firm plastic white beach-ball tits as he started to fuck his fantasy-girl's cunt.

'Who'd have ever thought??...' he trailed off as he jackhammered his meat into her hot, tight wet sexy surreal pussy-hole.

Etsuko was giving of a steady stream of hentai porn gifs sounding squeaks of pleasure as he fucked her, 'Uyng! Uyng! Uyng! Uyng!...' punctuated by the wet sound of his hard dick fucking her wet sexy cunt, squishing and squeltching with his every thrust deep up inside of her.

'Now my ass! I want you to fuck my ass!!!' Etsuko nearly screamed.

Paolo slid his cock out of her cunt, and flipped her over onto her hands and knees on the couch for him to fuck her up the ass in 'doggy.'

'You ready, sweetheart?' he asked, his yearning dick poised above her big, perfectly drawn bum.

She arched her back low, and it was just about the sexiest thing he'd ever seen in his life... 'Fuck yes. Slide your cock all the way up my bum, lover! Fuck my tight little asshole!!'

Paolo slathered up her asshole with her own orange flavored pussy juice, and pressed the tip of his cock down and into the tight hole of her ass. It slid up her hot, cartoon shit-tunnel with relative ease and they both let out a moan.

After some time, Paolo sat on the couch and repositioned her so that she was sitting in his lap. She straddled his straining manhood and guided it back up her perfect, hot, tight, wet brown hentai gifs here bum-hole. She slowly sank down on it, taking it all the way up her ass till it was as deep as it could go.
 
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A new tell for profile spammers:

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New addition to the SL Rez: 2002 profile spammers: Fill in all your gamer tags! Makes you look legit (amazing, he got hold of the same name everywhere!), until the link to a hair juice "accelerator" shows up on everything.
 

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Resurrecting this thread because... I was cleaning out some spam posts a little bit ago, and came across one that started off with:

Now, penis exercises are often pretty simple do. Firstly, you are only using your hands
Anyone want to take any bets on where my mind went at that point?
 
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Do you actually read that shit?
I scan for words like keto, enhancement, supplement and a link. And then it is de button next to Report and ciao.

Edit to add: The Dutch Word Of The Day is "de". :giggle:
It means "the" in English.
 
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Do you actually read that shit?
I scan for words like keto, enhancement, supplement and a link. And then it is de button next to Report and ciao.
Hell yeah, I save them for when my mom forwards me something racist and forward a few of those right back. :)
 

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The Dutch Word Of The Day is "de". :giggle:
It means "the" in English.


Let's see if this starts another fight over the spelling of Pannenkoek.
 

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It is far more important how they taste.

And how to write it?
There is a right way and a wrong way.
I have been a professional spelling Nazi for over 30 years and I have had enough of that.

BTW the newer form (and these days correct way) of spelling it is pannenkoek.
 
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