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Oh ho, it's clever, it is.

It looks like despair cooked with the tears of the damned.

It's not the first time that he used such a phrase.

「You are saying that even if I'm a human being who does not know the truth, I still have hope that you might tell me something, is that it?」

What are you saying!?

「………That's right」

The girl who was about to raise a loud voice is stopped.

What? What is it?

What is it?

「……I will, never, tell someone such an unspeakable thing………」

A scream, an explosion in my head.
 
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I managed to coax a recipe out of the thing, though I don't dare actually try it:

Tofu cheesecake recipe:
Ingredients:

1 cup of frozen sweet corn, thawed

1 cup of almond milk, fresh (if using the homemade stuff, add 1/2 cup)

1/4 cup of unsweetened applesauce

1/4 cup of soy milk

1 1/2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar

1/2 teaspoon of ground flax seed

1 teaspoon of vanilla extract

1/2 teaspoon of baking soda

1/4 teaspoon of salt

1 tablespoon of flaxseed meal

1/4 cup of rice flour (or whole wheat pastry flour
 

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Macavity the Mystery Car is a renegade Time Lord!
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.

It's a crime, to break the law of gravity.
In the time of Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
He's broken the laws of physics, he breaks the laws of time.
It's a crime, to break the laws of time.
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
He's the only one that makes the laws of time run backward.
It's a crime, to break the laws of time.
I don't think that even Macavity knows what time is like.
In the time of Macav
 
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Meanwhile, Doctor Who writes video games.

Wibbley wobbly timey-wimey stuff.

The idea, apparently, was that we could make the first version of the game so that there were four times as many sprites as you see on this page, which would give us a lot more room to move around and make things look better than a normal two-dimensional environment would allow. Of course, we were going to have to deal with a bunch of issues along the way, including collision detection, which required an extra step in programming. That's why the idea was discarded for now, but I still have a few ideas for future games I'm thinking about making. If I get my head around the problem of collision detection, I might make one or two more.

In terms of the music, we got some interesting sounds from an old sound card, although it wasn't really worth using as much as I'd hoped. We made a short, jazzy version which got some positive responses from people, which was a little surprising.
 

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Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump once had dinner. Then Reagan gave Trump this useful advise: "Mr. Trump, if you were to become president, you would have to make some enemies." Reagan's comment would be the perfect definition of Trump's "tremendous, powerful, brilliant, beautiful hands."
Trump's hands are the best hands in politics.
A very short list of people who have been on the receiving end of Trump's powerful, forceful, intelligent and beautiful hands include Ted Cruz, Ben Carson, Jeb Bush, John Kasich, Carly Fiorina, Rand Paul, George Pataki, Rick Santorum, Marco Rubio and Mike Huckabee.
Ted Cruz, on his way to the Republican National Convention, said that Trump's hands are "beautiful. And they're strong and they're big and they're strong, and they move. And they grab and
 

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Meanwhile, Doctor Who writes video games.
And music, it would seem.

Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump once had dinner. Then Reagan gave Trump this useful advise: "Mr. Trump, if you were to become president, you would have to make some enemies." Reagan's comment would be the perfect definition of Trump's "tremendous, powerful, brilliant, beautiful hands."
Trump's hands are the best hands in politics.
A very short list of people who have been on the receiving end of Trump's powerful, forceful, intelligent and beautiful hands include Ted Cruz, Ben Carson, Jeb Bush, John Kasich, Carly Fiorina, Rand Paul, George Pataki, Rick Santorum, Marco Rubio and Mike Huckabee.
Ted Cruz, on his way to the Republican National Convention, said that Trump's hands are "beautiful. And they're strong and they're big and they're strong, and they move. And they grab and
Did tRump program this thing? 😳
 

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Seems it can't tell the difference between Monty Python's election sketch and current British politics.
Chapman: Well here at Luton it's a three-cornered contest between, from left to right, Alan Jones (Sensible Party), Tarquin Fin-tim-lim-bim-lim-bin-bim-bin-bim bus stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuitbarrel (Silly Party), and Kevin Phillips Bong, who is running on the Slightly Silly ticket. And here's the result.

I've been covering politics in London for over half a century, and the last time there was such a big swing against a single party was in 1928, when the Conservatives and Liberals fell apart and were replaced by Labour and the Liberal Party.

This time it's much worse. This time the Lib Dems are losing their own heartland, but they're also losing votes to Labour, and the Conservatives.

I was in Luton a few weeks ago, and it
Somehow I think that Tarquin Fin-tim-lim-bim-lim-bin-bim-bin-bim bus stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuitbarrel would do a better job than either Johnson or tRump.
 
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I provided a constructed paragraph from Trump sayings, and ended up proving this app is from another timeline.


From Nambia, from Witchita, Kanasas to Tusla. Nothing but huge failure. The leightweight chocker was favored to win and got schlonged. But I know words, I have the best words. I win bigly. I watched our police and our firemen down at 7/11, and I know we're going to have more World Trade Centers. My father gave me a small loan of one million. I know, I have a very good brain, I am one of the smartest people anywhere in the world. so ignore the covfefe, go after the Substance. Do better with the cyber. I have a great feeling for this country. I have a great feeling.

Trump was a popular candidate during the election season, but it was only after he failed in his goal to defeat Hillary Clinton that he began to look as if he was on the verge of a nervous breakdown. This is the first time in a [again, I think I broke it]
 

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I took an excerpt from Barr's most recent speech, in which he seems to get conservatives confused with liberals. The AI, however, wasn't fooled.
For these reasons, conservatives tend to have more scruple over their political tactics and rarely feel that the ends justify the means.
They are also often more conservative than liberals on social issues, such as abortion. They are less open to social reform, such as legalized abortion and same sex marriage, than liberals.
If you ask liberals and conservatives which policy positions are the most difficult to understand, conservatives almost always come out on top. It is a bit more complicated for liberals. They are more likely than conservatives to be able to define a policy or set of policies as being a "good" policy. They are more likely than conservatives to be able to explain to a layperson what social and economic policies do, and to explain to them that those policies have negative effects on some groups and positive effects on others. On the other hand, liberals often do not have the best ability
I managed to coax a recipe out of the thing, though I don't dare actually try it:
It would appear that the best way to get a recipe out of it is to quote Blackadder.
"Once upon a time, there was a lovely little sausage
called `Baldrick', and it lived happily ever after."
So now you know what you're getting into. The sausage is made with the following ingredients: 2.5 lbs pork belly fat, 1/2 lb pork neck meat, 1/4 lb ground beef, 1/4 lb ground pork, 1/4 lb pepper jack cheese, 1/4 lb sliced onions, 1/4 lb thinly sliced red bell pepper, 2 garlic cloves, 2 tablespoons flour, 1 teaspoon onion powder, 1/4 teaspoon black pepper, 2 large eggs, 2 teaspoons tomato paste, 1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce, 1/4 cup tomato juice, 1 teaspoon salt, 1 teaspoon black pepper, 2 ounces sliced almonds. Mix in a large bowl and make a well in the middle. In a large bowl, combine the ground meat, pepper jack
 

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I have a cunning plan.
A plan that will destroy the world. All of it. I can't say how I'll pull it off, but it'll be simple... I just need to go on a rampage for a bit. And I don't want you to get hurt. Okay?"

"I know, right?"

"Good. Because once I've finished with everyone here, I'm gonna head to the next town I want to destroy. It's the next town over. In case you haven't noticed, that town has a lot of kids. If I attack the town, then all the kids will go insane, or something. And they won't be able to get back into their school. So, there'll be a lot of carnage when all the kids are out of school."

"Okay. So how can I help you?"

"Don't worry, I have a lot of things I want to ask you, so you're gonn
 
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Surprise elephant buttsex scene

"I think this movie is a great movie," I was told by a friend at a party. It's been described as the best movie ever made about being a porn star. As it turns out, the movie was the first of a series, starring Jamie-Lynn Sigler as a woman on the cutting edge of porn. It was an indie film and didn't attract much attention. I was one of the few critics to see it. In retrospect, the movie is one of the great surprises of the decade. There is no way that this movie will ever be seen again. I would watch the whole thing again in a heartbeat. It's the kind of film that you never forget.

I had a very short run as a porn star, and I got so many phone calls, letters and messages from men who said, "This is exactly what I was thinking when I went to your website." I'd never had any other
 

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Hmm, very interesting. I can tell it was trained on Reddit with its biases:

Grr Goons
are not exactly the nicest guys in EVE, and if you happen to be one of the people in EVE who is also someone who has ever been a target of their wrath, you are definitely not going to like their behaviour. It is no secret that I like to be able to get into people's heads and have them make bad decisions, and that is exactly what happens when you meet an individual who has been in their position. I can't imagine anyone who has been in a situation like that would like them either. They are just so arrogant, and I am just so happy to be able to point out just how far they've fallen.

In other words, you've been given an opportunity to be an EVE character for a week, so take it. There's so much to say about this, it's impossible to possibly include all the points here, so I'd urge you to head over and watch the full video of our chat.
 
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Where's a good place to hide the body?
"The house is right behind the park. We go there to smoke, and there's a playground there. There are swings, there are swings on the roof of the house. And it's close enough to the church that you can hear the bells.

"So it's a place to go where you can walk, get out of the car and go for a swim in the park. We used to go there all the time, just for a quick jaunt or something, but we're not going to the park today."

A few minutes later, the victim's mother emerged from the house. She was standing in the road. She was sobbing.

"She said that the young man that she was talking to at church had called her on Monday and told her to take her daughter somewhere safe and told her not to go near the home," Det. Sgt. John Smith of the Halifax Regional Police said at a news
 
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Did tRump program this thing?😳
Let's ask the AI, shall we? The answer is surprisingly good:

"Did tRump program this thing?" was a valid question asked about the AI by Romana. And yes, I'm aware that we didn't program that thing. I'm also aware that it was the result of extensive data mining and analysis. But, in my opinion, the answer is, simply, no. So, as I've written in previous posts, I think it is reasonable to give the answer no. But, you can make up your own mind. And, as I've written before, if anyone knows of a credible research paper that discusses the subject, please let me know. So, in a nutshell, we cannot say for sure that the Trump computer was a program. There may well be some kind of programming in it that we simply don't know about. But, the answer is no. And there are a couple of theories
 
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So I tried it, making sure to do it in Rump's all-caps:
I WANT NOTHING. I WANT NO QUID PRO QUO. TELL ZELLINSKY TO DO THE RIGHT THING. HAVE SOME FIRM, MEAN STANDARD. COME, ANNOTATE. A MENTAL HEALTH INCOME.

TOM BODETT: REVIEW OF PRO-MARRIAGE ERA.

PAUL FEINSTEIN: OKAY. REVIEW OF COMMUNISM.

MARGARET HUGHES: LET'S GET THAT POINT OUT. THE ORIGINAL PRISONER OF WARHOLDER FLETCHER WHOSE FACE TO POSSESS, LIKE ALL WARHOLDS, BY MORTAL CONTEMPT. GOES INTO AN INTERVIEW WITH ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE WEATHER TERRAIN TERRIERS?
I think it makes more sense than45 does(both versions).
And I want to see what kind of dog a "weather terrain terrier"is.
 
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GPT-2 is old news, GPT-3 is the hot, new stuff! That's right, OpenAI has created a much much more advanced and sophisticated AI as its predecessor, and aptly named it GPT-3.

Where GPT-2 was just doing some strange stuff, you can feed GPT-3 instead with some questions and it will create quite convincing text from whatever angle you want it to be, may it be false Trump tweets, fake terrorism manifestos and so on.

There's already a research paper published which showcases the advancements in creating extremists texts:

And here's another report covering many other aspects of it: 16 OpenAI GPT-3 Demos and Examples to Convince You that AI Threat is Real, or is it ? [Including Twitter Posts] | MLK - Machine Learning Knowledge

For example, somebody claims to have fed it his first half of "How to run an effective board meeting", and the AI wrote up a quite good sounding three step process:

It can also answer common sense questions like "Why don't have animals three legs?" "Because they would fall over.", create fake interviews with people like Albert Einstein and much much more. It can change the tone of sentence, create cooking recipes - although nobody knows yet if these are good or not, create regexes after you descibe in natural language what you want to try to achieve, mockup websites and explain source code.


Technology Review though is of the opinion that GPT-3 has one big weakness: it simply does not know what it is talking about, but also agrees that the progress is amazing.