WTF LOL! Security Flaw In Remote Controlled Male Chastity Device Can Cause Permanent Locking

[Cristiano]

This made me laugh out loud way too much.

Security flaw left 'smart' chastity sex toy users at risk of permanent lock-in | TechCrunch

Just because almost every gadget or appliance can be connected to the internet, doesn’t mean they should be. Outages can render these "smart" devices

techcrunch.com

Because the chamber was designed to lock with a metal ring underneath the user’s penis, the researchers said it may require the intervention of a heavy-duty bolt cutter or an angle grinder to free the user.

* dies laughing *

 

[Free]

heavy-duty bolt cutter or an angle grinder

Sounds like just the sort of hardware I'd want running next to my penis - if I had one.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Angle Grindr.

 

[Caete]

Angle Grindr.

My name when I was a wrestler was Angel Grinder. One of my submission moves was the Scissors Lock.

 

[Khamon]

But that API was left open and without a password

Thanks 2020!

 

[Khamon]

Jarod says they should’ve conducted penetration testing to prevent backdoor access. He does this for a living. Wait not that that what hang on

 

[EmpressOfCommunism]

I feel like for some of the more extreme and irresponsible people with this fetish, that would be a feature, not a big.

 

[Soen Eber]

An old joke within the community is that for many, S&M really means Stand & Model.

 

[Free]

An old joke within the community is that for many, S&M really means Stand & Model.

Bondage candy.