Ruin a first date in 4 words

[Free]

"Read any John Norman?"

 

[Isabeau]

Speak moistly to me.

 

[Clara D.]

Your sister is hot.

 

[Roxanne Blue]

You adore Justin Bieber?

 

[Lexxi]

"We fuck now, yes?"

 

[Soen Eber]

Live long and prosper (make Spock salute)

 

[Free]

You seem very grandmotherly.

 

[Sid]

It is possible with one word:

'Hi.'

/me runs.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

"Take a seat, please..."

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

"Your Ex is *Hot*!"

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

I support Donald Trump!

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

"I voted for Trump"
"Akshully"
"Its a fedora, M'Lady"
"This is my waifu."
"This is my basement."
"My mom made tendies."
"I'm gonna Naruto run."
"I only play Horde."
"I only play Alliance."
"It's my Ahegao hoodie."
"I like Michael Bolton."
"Let's Macarena"
"LEEROY JENKINS!"
"I hate chocolate."

And the best:
"I love Second Life."

 

[Free]

It is possible with one word:

'Hi.'

/me runs.

Create your own game.


(4 words...)

 

[Sid]

'Is this a game?'

 

[Free]

"Akshully"
"Let's Macarena"
"LEEROY JENKINS!"
"I hate chocolate."

Do we need to outlaw math in forum games?

 

[Veritable Quandry]

"To quote Monty Python..."

"Is this per hour?"

 

[Chalice Yao]

"What's your name again?"
"Please notice me Senpai!"
"I like your feet..."
"I'm going in dry."
"The world is flat."
"Let's make a baby."
"The sequel is better."
"Make America Great Again!"
"Please choke me, Mommy!"
"Have you found Jesus?"
"You are paying, right?"
"Can I move in?"

 

[Sid]

Do we need to outlaw math in forum games?

"I count nine words"

 

[Veritable Quandry]

"I brought my mom."

 

[Casey Pelous]

Those are childbearing hips!