Post a sentence you can use during sex or at a family dinner

[WinterRabbit]

You need to stick the thermometer there.

 

[Caete]

(speaking of thermometers and turkey...)

It'll pop up when it is ready to eat.

 

[Roxanne Blue]

Is anyone else sitting there?

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

I have some hot breasts and thighs for you.

 

[Tigar]

You need to beat on that some more.
(My Aunt to my Mom concerning a particularly tough piece of meat )

 

[WinterRabbit]

It's not moist enough.

 

[Caete]

This gravy is kind of lumpy

 

[WinterRabbit]

Would you like a little extra gravy?

 

[Free]

Hey hey, you're getting it all over!

 

[Clara D.]

Who's going to clean this all up?

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Nobody move... I lost a contact lense.

 

[WinterRabbit]

I'll buy bigger weiners next time.

 

[Victorianna Writer]

you better grab a towel first before we do anything

 

[WinterRabbit]

Don't spill that on my carpet.

 

[Victorianna Writer]

Ahhh noooo….don't dribble that in the plant!!!

 

[Victorianna Writer]

Don't forget to wipe!!!

 

[Victorianna Writer]

Put that in your lap

from my hubby for this thread: don't forget to wipe lol

 

[WinterRabbit]

Use a napkin!

 

[Victorianna Writer]

Where's the towel?

 

[Sid]

Don't use the curtain to wipe that!!!!