Nobody Cares! (Science & Tech Edition)

[Dakota Tebaldi]

OCCUPY PLUTO

It's so small it would only take like three people

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

It's got something like twice the area of the United States, and look how many it took just to occupy Wall Street.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Yeah but they had to compete for space with the hot dog guys

 

[Free]

Yeah but they had to compete for space with the hot dog guys

ON PLUTO???

 

[WolfEyes]

Pluto may be a dwarf planet but it's still a planet!

 

[Soen Eber]

ON PLUTO???

Well you know, "last chance for gas" and all that, it's prime real estate right there out at the edge.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

ON PLUTO???

No, on Wall Street!

 

[Casey Pelous]

Well you know, "last chance for gas" and all that, it's prime real estate right there out at the edge.

So, St. Cloud, then?

 

[WolfEyes]

You Yankees are weird.

 

[Sid]

What a strange discussion about Pluto.
Every kid knows Pluto is Mickey's dog.
There. All solved.

You're welcome.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Then what's Goofy?

 

[Sid]

Then what's Goofy?

Answer A: Goofy is just another resident.
Notice the difference: Pluto walks on all four and has no clothes. Pluto is a dog.
Goofy walks upright like a human, wears clothes and talks.

Goofy is a furry, like Donald, Mickey, Gladstone, the Beagle Boys and the rest in Duckburg.

Answer B: It is goofy to call pebble Pluto a planet.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

ON PLUTO???

The food's great, but there's no atmosphere.

 

[Caete]

So, St. Cloud, then?

Here you go!

 

[Caete]

Answer A: Goofy is just another resident.
Notice the difference: Pluto walks on all four and has no clothes. Pluto is a dog.
Goofy walks upright like a human, wears clothes and talks.

Goofy is a furry, like Donald, Mickey, Gladstone, the Beagle Boys and the rest in Duckburg.

Answer B: It is goofy to call pebble Pluto a planet.

 

[Govi]

 

[Free]

Interesting question?

Could Earth be inside a black hole?

In one scenario, a black hole could have swallowed Earth long ago. But if this were to happen, the gravitational pull would be catastrophic, said Gaurav Khanna, a black hole physicist at the University of Rhode Island. As Earth approached the black hole, time would slow. And depending on the size of the black hole, matter could be stretched out into spaghetti-like shapes. Even if the planet survived this "spaghettification," Earth would be bound for the dense and tiny singularity, where it would be incinerated by the pressure and temperature of an unfathomable gravitational force, Khanna told Live Science.

So we can rule out the possibility that a black hole swallowed Earth at some point in its history; it would have been obliterated in a fraction of a second, Khanna said.

But there's another way Earth might have ended up in the belly of a black hole: It could have formed there.

I just have to say...

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

If you calculate the required density of a black hole the size of the visible universe, the universe qualifies as a black hole.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Oh sweet Jesus this headline

Humans DID live with dinosaurs, scientists say | Daily Mail Online

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

Oh sweet Jesus this headline

Humans DID live with dinosaurs, scientists say | Daily Mail Online

Of course we did and do, birds!