Nobody Cares! (Science & Tech Edition)

[Brenda Archer]

Is Marijuana as Safe as We Think?

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Is Marijuana as Safe as We Think?

There really needs to be more studies done which, unfortunately, are unlikely to happen as long as the Feds don't allow it.

 

[Brenda Archer]

There really needs to be more studies done which, unfortunately, are unlikely to happen as long as the Feds don't allow it.

I'm hoping a country with more lenient laws undertakes to find this out.

 

[Free]

Ford’s robot butt for testing car seats can now sweat

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

From sweating robots to... erm:

Male sex robots with unstoppable bionic penises are coming this year | Metro News

 

[Ava Glasgow]

Ford’s robot butt for testing car seats can now sweat

Well, there goes my side gig.

 

[danielravennest]

Now here's something I didn't see coming: a John Deere electric tractor with a long extension cord.

 

[Porsupah Ree]

RileySharkie~ ;3c: "One day, cars will drive themselves And then c…" - Computer Fairies

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

AI designed phone cases:

Amazon AI Designed To Create Phone Cases Goes Hilariously Wrong

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

So I'm on my computer just now and I get an alert saying there's a new Java update available. I click the notification and the updater pops up, and after I click update, after a moment, it says "We've noticed that it has been more than 6 months since Java has been used on this computer. We recommend that you remove it," with a "Remove" option button and assurance that an updated Java can be reinstalled at some future point if I end up needing it again. WHAT IS THIS INSANITY FROM A SOFTWARE COMPANY?????

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Objectifying dress code.

 

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Objectifying dress code.

Takes real class to accomplish...



*cough*

 

[Essence Lumin]

Objectifying dress code.

Takes real class to accomplish...



*cough*

 

[Tigar]

Once upon a time *

I useta work for a computer parts wholesaler in the warehouse packin’ up orders for retailers n’ such.
(Tell ya what, it was pretty farkin’ nice ta be able ta buy computer parts for wholesale cost + 1 dollar )

At the time (about 20 or so years ago) RAM was rilly expensive, and no one had enough in they confuser.
So, one day I decided that I’d git mai sweetheart a stick of RAM fa her confuser.
She picks me up after work, (mai car was broke) n’ I hand her a static bag n’ I says, “Here, I got gotcha a 128 Meg stick o’ RAMs”

Which led ta her creatin’ teh follerin’ joke...

Q: How can you tell when you’re a geek?
A: You buy your girlfriend a stick of RAM for “just because “

Q: How can you tell when your GF is a geek?
A: She starts cryin’ and says “That’s so sweet!”




* At 2:30 in the afternoon

 

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[Casey Pelous]

Objectifying dress code.

Takes real class to accomplish...



*cough*

It occurs to me I have been hanging out with you people for so long, I actually got these jokes.

I'll be spending some time contemplating whether or not that is A Good Thing.

That is all. Carry on.

 

[danielravennest]

In physics, we have the concept of spaghettification. I suggest server racks like this be described as "spaghettified". If they catch fire, it would be "spaghettifried".

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Wow! All this time, I've been using reusable, washable metal utensils like a schmuck!