Nobody Cares: PRS

[Free]

If those are indeed bottles of wine, and that room is as warm as most american homes, they'll all be vinegar by the time they're opened...

It's probably a highly zone-controlled environment with a special air duct system hidden behind the racks.

Or, she would never notice the difference.

 

[Free]

Now THIS is how you fight back. Well, one way at least.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Magic

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Magic

www.smbc-comics.com

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Philosophy During a Pandemic

A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes

existentialcomics.com

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

https://twitter.com/BidenInsultBot

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

If those are indeed bottles of wine, and that room is as warm as most american homes, they'll all be vinegar by the time they're opened...

I dunno. I recently uncorked a bottle of Chilean chardonnay that I'd kept in a kitchen cupboard in four different homes since I bought it (from a vineyard in Chile) in 2004, and it was actually still tasty. I guess it depends on the wine.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

I dunno. I recently uncorked a bottle of Chilean chardonnay that I'd kept in a kitchen cupboard in four different homes since I bought it (from a vineyard in Chile) in 2004, and it was actually still tasty. I guess it depends on the wine.

It might go bad quickly, but worry not. You’re one of the best drunkposters in the business.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Oh yeah that thing that happens every year.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Kremlin still can't remember trigger word to activate Bernie Sanders

MOSCOW - A source inside the Kremlin has confirmed that the handlers of deep cover operative Bernie Sanders have lost the password needed to activate the commands placed in his subconscious.

www.thebeaverton.com

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

And, of course, while it's true Alfred is at a greater risk of dying from Covid-19 than is Robin, the boy wonder runs at least a 15% chance of being so badly affected by the virus that he, himself, needs hospital care at a time when potentially 60% or more of the hospital staff are absent from work because they are themselves ill or self-isolating.

All this is on top of the hospital's normal workload, and I don't care how generous the Wayne Foundation are, the local hospitals just won't be able to cope with that sort of extra pressure and demand on their beds, ventilators and other resources.

Meanwhile, of course, Gotham City's emergency services and first responders will themselves be severely understaffed, for the same reason as the medics -- they're all falling ill and self-isolating, too -- thus giving the dynamic duo plenty extra to do.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Given that an overwhelming number of the Gotham PD, as well as the staff of Arkham Asylum and Blackgate Prison are henchmen for various criminals, that may reduce crime. For the incarcerated population, they have the advantage the Gotham has an unusually high number of doctors in custody.

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

JOKER GAS CURES COVID!!!

*Youtube video of me gassing self*

 

[Free]

I'm not sure what her point is beyond making it clear she's blonde, and cannot form a coherent observation.

 

[Salome]

Some good news for a change.

 

[Jolene Benoir]

I'm not sure what her point is beyond making it clear she's blonde, and cannot form a coherent observation.

Omg. She cannot get her nails done or cover her fake-blonde roots while some are gasping for breath? The horror.

 

[Salome]

I'm not sure what her point is beyond making it clear she's blonde, and cannot form a coherent observation.

I have worked hard to try and keep myself from instinctively falling back on bad habits (like resorting to language that re-enforces misogynistic tropes) but jfc these FOX Barbie bitches are a pathetic pox on all women.

 

[Jolene Benoir]

I want to take a second to explain my absolute disdain for those like the above Barbie who is upset she cannot get her nails and hair done.

I've read about what death looks like for this disease. People are terrified/partially out of their mind gasping for breath, coughing up bubbles, in such terror that they try to take out their ventilators. This is all happening in a hospital where their loved ones cannot be by nature of safety concerns surrounded by doctors who are doing their very most to help them but can never take the place of family.

So, yeah..fuck her and all others who are incapable of thinking of anyone but themselves.