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If you need a poop knife in this house, the cutlery is conveniently close to the toilet (picture #19)




 
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Wow. I can't believe the housing inspection authority actually approved a place like that for sale.
 
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That looks like a stainless steel spoon. How is that cheaper?!
3-pack at Dollar Tree.

Still not as cheap as a stick, though.
 

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Poop knifes - being plastic - seem easy enough to wipe off/clean up. I'm not sure I want to be dealing with the stains on the wood of a "cleaned up" poop stick.

(Naturally, I'm perfectly happy not needing shit dividers of any kind!)
Oh, dear God, this thread! 🙃
 
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Oh alright, I’m going to ask.
Your question seems sincere, so I'm going to answer. Spoiler tags are just an easy way for people to skip over graphic details of seldom discussed biological functions.
Due to poor diet or health issues, some people have exceptionally hard stools. Long hard stools don't flush. The stick is used to slice into smaller chunks that do flush.

Also handy if you swallow your wedding ring or jewelry.
 
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Wow. I can't believe the housing inspection authority actually approved a place like that for sale.
And at nearly half a million at that! Even an RV has a physical divider between the toilet and the kitchenette!
 
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Gavin Williamson, our Education Secretary, whose main qualification for the job seems to be that he saves other ministers the embarassment of being the most useless member of the cabinet, doesn't like mobile phones in schools.

Michael Rosen, a very popular poet and children's writer, takes issue with him