Nobody Cares About Your Favourite Sport

[Isabeau]

Swedish Soccer Player Catches Beer Thrown to Him, Chugs It, Becomes Instant Legend

 

[Sid]

He could get suspended for drinking at work.

 

[Free]

Favourite

*taps bottom lip*

So European...

 

[Max Herzog]

He plays for my local team. He’s been a Swedish football icon forever. I know that’s akin to being the world’s tallest dwarf, but nobody cares.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

 

[Khamon]

We all care about my sport because it has people that sport and their sports are better than the other team’s sports because they sport sport and oversport their sports.

edit: i comes before e except when it doesn't

 

[Free]

I think I really hate your sport now. Or I have no clue what sport it is.

 

[Isabeau]

 

[Free]

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Here's looking at you, Michigan.

 

[Beebo Brink]

My Buckeye wife was prepared to watch her team lose to their dreaded rival Michigan, and I (in a rare burst of sympathy), actually kept her company to watch the game.

My, my. That did not turn out as expected, did it?

Go Buckeyes!

 

[Khamon]

We watched the Iron Bowl yesterday because the nephew is an Auburn defensive manager studying sports management. There was very much sports and it was all quite confusing. But we enjoyed seeing him holding the yellow call signs high in the air.

 

[Free]

My, my. That did not turn out as expected, did it?

Hehe, MICHIGAN SUCKS.

(But seriously, the final score was 62-39! Michigan played a good game, but Ohio State came to play HULK SMASH - and did.)

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Most of the pregame predictions I saw had Michigan winning with both teams scoring in the 20s. Michigan did outscore the predictions, but OSU seriously outperformed any other game they played this year.

 

[Beebo Brink]

Most of the pregame predictions I saw had Michigan winning with both teams scoring in the 20s. Michigan did outscore the predictions, but OSU seriously outperformed any other game they played this year.

Mrs. Beebo: "I was prepared to watch my team lose, but instead I watched some other team -- one I've never seen before -- show up and win. They were really good, but where in Hell did they come from?"

 

[Sean Gorham]

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

VR soccer.

 

[Free]

Ooh snap!

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Whoa! Federer just got knocked out of the Aussie Open in round 4. He didn't make the quarterfinal.

Beat out by new-guard Stefanos Tsitsipas.