Yay! Nobody Cares about Tickle Me Elmo Musk

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[Beebo Brink]

The thought of having a baby with 50% of Elon Musk as it's genetic legacy is like something out of a horror movie.

 

[Cristiano]

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

The thought of having a baby with 50% of Elon Musk as it's genetic legacy is like something out of a horror movie.

The thought of having a baby with Elon Musk is thoroughly nauseating!

 

[Noodles]

The thought of having a baby with Elon Musk is thoroughly nauseating!

I can't imagine having sex with that dude even if it were with a turkey baster and a doctor and not in a bed.

(Yes I know that's not technically how it's done)

 

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For Tesla's futuristic new Cybertruck, a fourth recall

Tesla is recalling its futuristic new Cybertruck pickup for the fourth time in the U.S. to fix problems with trim pieces that can come loose, and failing front windshield wipers.

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Tesla is recalling its futuristic new Cybertruck pickup for the fourth time in the U.S. to fix problems with trim pieces that can come loose and front windshield wipers that can fail.

Tesla has recalled the stainless steel-clad Cybertruck four times since it went on sale Nov. 30.

The new recalls, announced in documents posted Tuesday by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, each affect more than 11,000 trucks.

The company says in the documents that the front windshield wiper motor controller can stop working because it’s getting too much electrical current. A wiper that fails can cut visibility, increasing the risk of a crash. The Austin, Texas, company says it knows of no crashes or injuries caused by the problem.

Tesla will replace the wiper motor at no cost to owners, who will be notified by letter on Aug. 18.

August 18th? Why are they waiting 2 months?

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

August 18th? Why are they waiting 2 months?

I'm guessing it's because that's how long it will take Tesla itself to receive replacement motors. And that's nothing; I've seen a few instances, for example those metal trim strips that keep peeling and blowing off on the highway, where customers have been told it will take a year for replacement parts to be available.

 

[detrius]

They probably also fired the people who'd otherwise install the replacement motors.

 

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lol

 

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More trouble.

Tesla ordered to stop releasing toxic emissions from San Francisco Bay Area plant

Tesla must fix air quality problems at its electric vehicle manufacturing facility in the San Francisco Bay Area after racking up more than 100 violations for allegedly releasing toxic emissions into the atmosphere over the last five years.

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Tesla must fix air quality problems at its electric vehicle manufacturing facility in the San Francisco Bay Area after racking up more than 100 violations for allegedly releasing toxic emissions into the atmosphere over the last five years, an air quality board said Tuesday.

The Bay Area Air Quality Management District planned to issue a written abatement order later this week after Tuesday’s announcement. Each of the 112 violations can emit hundreds of pounds of illegal air pollution, the board said.

 

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I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck | Defector

I saw my first Tesla Cybertruck in person a couple weeks ago. I’d driven my family into an outer satellite town of D.C., well outside our normal circuits, and there it was, around the corner from us in a parking garage. It looked dumpy and top-heavy and cheap. You could spot its poor assembly at […]

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It's good to be the king. Or friends of the king. Or influencers catching the king's notice.

Tesla insiders say Elon optimized Full Self-Driving routes for himself and influencers

Tesla insiders claim CEO Elon Musk had his Full Self-Driving optimized routes that he himself takes as well as routes...

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[detrius]

It's good to be the king. Or friends of the king. Or influencers catching the king's notice.

Tesla insiders say Elon optimized Full Self-Driving routes for himself and influencers

Tesla insiders claim CEO Elon Musk had his Full Self-Driving optimized routes that he himself takes as well as routes...

electrek.co

Optimizing a car's performance for tests and demonstrations? That reminds me of the Volkswagen emissions scandal.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

The thought of having a baby with 50% of Elon Musk as it's genetic legacy is like something out of a horror movie.

I am pretty sure that Elon Musk is the kind of man who would at least once try IVF with a woman, and hire a corrupt doctor to let her breed a clone of himself.

 

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Elon wants to send boycotters to jail, or something.

Elon Musk calls for “criminal prosecution” of X ad boycott perpetrators

Congress accused advertisers group of colluding to tank X’s revenue.

arstechnica.com

 

[Casey Pelous]

I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck | Defector

I saw my first Tesla Cybertruck in person a couple weeks ago. I’d driven my family into an outer satellite town of D.C., well outside our normal circuits, and there it was, around the corner from us in a parking garage. It looked dumpy and top-heavy and cheap. You could spot its poor assembly at […]

defector.com

I think this should become a thing -- like punching Nazis.

That "vehicle" may be the only object on Earth whose appearance would be improved by slapping some head cheese on it. The more the better.

 

[Noodles]

Elon wants to send boycotters to jail, or something.

Elon Musk calls for “criminal prosecution” of X ad boycott perpetrators

Congress accused advertisers group of colluding to tank X’s revenue.

arstechnica.com

Free market for me but not for thee much?

What a tool.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

I think this should become a thing -- like punching Nazis.

That "vehicle" may be the only object on Earth whose appearance would be improved by slapping some head cheese on it. The more the better.

A question within me burns: will a fresh slice of bologna left to bake on the front of a Cybertruck for an hour or two permanently etch the sheet metal even worse than a few smudgy fingerprints? Science begs for an answer.

 

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A waste of good luncheon meat.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

A waste of good luncheon meat.

It's head cheese! Throw all you want at it!