Nobody Cares about Tech Support

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

I'm laughing, sort of.

Apple shipped us a 79-pound iPhone repair kit to fix a 1.1-ounce battery

Nobody should do it this way.

www.theverge.com

Maybe they should make it easy to open these things up?

Well have you ever taken a look at Daisy? No wonder Apple doesn't care...

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Deadlocks are the equivalent of "there was an old lady who swallowed a fly" except the second verse has the fly swallowing her.

 

[Khamon]

and then the third verse is her swallowing the fly again, and so on, until the old lady dies

can has job noa/

free pizza too

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

There's no third verse, the poem is deadlocked.

 

[Khamon]

Bonsai poetry is licensed to describe a recursive deadlock in the eighth dimension.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll SEGMENTATION VIOLATION

 

[Free]