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What do you do with tons of mayo anyway? I put it on fish sandwiches and make blue cheese dressing with it, neither of which is an everyday thing.
 

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Crispy double cooked fries - mayo

Fat fries served in a paper bag so they're kind of soggy steamed - lots of vinegar and salt and pepper

Cheap fast food thin fries - ketchup

Frozen baked fries - slide into trash bin
 

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Jacks frozen pizzas can stop with the "try cooking it on the grill" crap, and why is oncor frozen dinners boasting about how much protein they have?
 
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Mayo and kimchi in the blender... blitz... amazing with a good steak.
Like some kind of Korean aioli ^^

I dunno if I'd like it, but I would try it!
 
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This year I've had loads of requests for my vodka Christmas cake recipe so once again, here goes. Please keep it in your files as I'm beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine last night ).

1 cup sugar

Half pound butter

1 tsp baking powder

1 cup water

1 tsp salt

1 cup brown sugar

lemon juice

4 large eggs

Nuts

1 bottle vodka, large

2 cups dried fruit

4 cups self raising flour

Instructions:
Sample a cup of vodka to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality, then repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again

At this point, it's best to make sure the vodka is still Ok

Try another cup just in case

Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver

Sample the vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table

Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over

Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the feckin window. Finish of the vodka and wipe the counter with the cat
 

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This year I've had loads of requests for my vodka Christmas cake recipe so once again, here goes. Please keep it in your files as I'm beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine last night ).

1 cup sugar

Half pound butter

1 tsp baking powder

1 cup water

1 tsp salt

1 cup brown sugar

lemon juice

4 large eggs

Nuts

1 bottle vodka, large

2 cups dried fruit

4 cups self raising flour

Instructions:
Sample a cup of vodka to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality, then repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again

At this point, it's best to make sure the vodka is still Ok

Try another cup just in case

Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the fruit off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver

Sample the vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table

Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over

Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the feckin window. Finish of the vodka and wipe the counter with the cat
You should put this in the recipe forum too.