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I bet it would still be like any other McDonald's burger that sits in my stomach like a large rock for a week.Coming soon to a McDonalds near you, the McPlant.
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For 2020, let's assume it's both.![]()
I'm not sure if that's supposed to be a turkey, or a turd on fire!
Maybe it's moose turd pie. There was a song by Utah Philips about that.![]()
I'm not sure if that's supposed to be a turkey, or a turd on fire!
Armed with that knowledge, I sallied forth over the muddy river. I was walking around among the sheet grass and the bunch grass, and I looked down, and there was just a hell of a big moose turd. Biggest damn moose turd; that was a real steamer! I looked down at that meadow wafer, and I said to myself "Self, I'm gonna bake up a big moose turd pie." 'Cause if anybody complains about my cookin', they're gonna have to cook. So I tipped that pasture pastry up on edge. I got my shit together, so to speak. And I started rolling it down towards the old cook car
BALUUMP! BALUUMP!
I got it down there and leaned it up against the side, and I climbed up in the cook car, and I baked up a hell of a big pie shell. And I baked that moose turd in as slick as you please. And I cribbed the edges with my thumbs, and laid strips of dough across it, & garnished it with a sprig of parsley, a little paprika. It was beautiful; poetry on a plate. And I served it up for dessert, waiting for the first hint of a complaint. Well, this giant dude comes in, about 5 foot 40; I mean he was big. Throwed himself down like a fool on a stool. Picked up his fork. Took a big bite of that moose turd pie. Well, he threw down his fork, and he let out a bellow, and he yelled...
"My God! That's Moose Turd Pie! ...It's Good, Though!"
Winter is coming, and it’s going to be a long one. But this year’s chilly season can also be both a warm and delicious one. Pizza Hut has announced a limited-edition weighted blanket, so pizza lovers can climb underneath and feel like they just came out of the oven themselves.
What does saying that I think my husband would like this say about my family? Edited to say that I personally prefer the burrito blankeyI'm not sure this belongs here. Or anywhere.
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Pizza Hut Is Selling a Weighted Blanket - Nerdist
Pizza Hut's new limited edition Original Pan Weighted Blanket is 15 pounds of pepperoni-decorated warmth to keep you oven toasty.nerdist.com
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I'd like that but $150 for pizza hut is too much.What does saying that I think my husband would like this say about my family? Edited to say that I personally prefer the burrito blankey![]()