Navy Doctor cures Cancer with Motrin

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http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/06/cure-cancer-motrin-navy-doctor/


So when a 22-year-old Sailor came into his office complaining of nausea and exhaustion, Holmes immediately diagnosed him with malignant melanoma and started him on an intense course of ibuprofen, 9000 mg of Motrin a day.

“That’s four times the maximum recommended dosage,” said Holmes, a ground-breaking medical practitioner who is fully-licensed. “You really need to get that medicine deep in there.”

The sailor initially experienced serious intestinal bleeding, but within three weeks, he was no longer complaining about the nausea or the exhaustion that brought him to the doctor’s office in the first place.
 

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Mmm, good-ol' Vitamin M!
 

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Up next! 20mg dose of Fentanyl is shown to prevent Irregular, Regular, and even slightly individualistic off-beat Heartbeats. Even works on Elephants!
 

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There was a running joke in the Navy about how much the Navy doctors would prescribe Motrin for everything, then send you back on duty. Got a headache? Motrin. Stomachache? Motrin. Lose an arm? Motrin. We called it Vitamin M.
This was the nurse at my elementary school, only with Pepto Bismol.
 
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Do I mark that as a comedy miss, or a comedy ignored?
 

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Hey, I'm a bloody farang remember?
Comedy in another language is very difficult at times.
So I guess a miss. :unsure: