Kim Jong Un, is he or isn't he?

[Free]

 

[Fionalein]

We will see when the infighting starts and/or his descendants file for asylum in China.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

If the information is correct, the lack of an announcement means the infighting is going on now. Might still be in the building coalitions phase.

 

[Romana]

Looks like his sister might take over. I dint think that'll be an improvement:

Kim Yo-jong: the sister of Kim Jong-un, fast 'becoming his alter ego'

The North Korean leader’s trusted propagandist-in-chief is in the ascendancy

www.theguardian.com

 

[Aribeth Zelin]

Looks like his sister might take over. I dint think that'll be an improvement:

Kim Yo-jong: the sister of Kim Jong-un, fast 'becoming his alter ego'

The North Korean leader’s trusted propagandist-in-chief is in the ascendancy

www.theguardian.com

The article also says no way in hell she would - because woman.

 

[Fionalein]

The article also says no way in hell she would - because woman.

That just means no one expects her to order assassinations,...

 

[danielravennest]

In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

 

[Beebo Brink]

N. Korea Dictator Kim Jong-un Reportedly Dead After Botched Heart Surgery

Ah, irony. There are some distinct disadvantages to being so terrifiying a leader that your surgeon can't focus:

The outlet reports -- citing a Chinese medical expert privy to the situation -- that Kim had clutched his chest in early April and fell down while visiting the countryside there. He needed a stent procedure done, but apparently ... it either wasn't done rapidly enough, or it was botched completely by the surgeon -- with some reports saying he had shaky hands.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

He's pining for the fjords.

 

[Free]

He's pining for the fjords.

I think you mean 피요르드.

 

[Free]

Take this for whatever it's worth:

Kim Jong Un's train spotted at coastal resort, intel reports scotch death rumors

TOKYO - Evidence that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is still alive and in the coastal...

www.sfgate.com

 

[Innula Zenovka]

I think you mean 피요르드.

"He's pining for the piyoleudeu" does have quite a ring to it, doesn't it?

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Evidence that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is still alive and in the coastal resort of Wonsan is mounting, as satellite images showed his train apparently traveled there in the past few days

Such is the devotion of even the railway rolling stock to the Dear Leader that his train will not move without its beloved master on board.

Had he died it would have become forever motionless, standing there pining away like a faithful dog at its master's grave.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

Kim is the Schrödinger's dictator. The only way to be sure is to open the box!

 

[Free]

"He's pining for the piyoleudeu" does have quite a ring to it, doesn't it?

But it's alliterative!

 

[Free]

Such is the devotion of even the railway rolling stock to the Dear Leader that his train will not move without its beloved master on board.

Had he died it would have become forever motionless, standing there pining away like a faithful dog at its master's grave.

I think you have the beginning's of a good North Korean version of Thomas the Tank Engine.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

North Korea Insists Kim Jong-un Still Alive, Just Enjoying Weekend at Beach House with Two Best Friends

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[bubblesort]

He's Schrodinger's dictator!

 

[Casey Pelous]

He's Schrodinger's dictator!

You don't say.

Kim is the Schrödinger's dictator. The only way to be sure is to open the box!