Kim Jong Un, is he or isn't he?

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N. Korea Dictator Kim Jong-un Reportedly Dead After Botched Heart Surgery

Ah, irony. There are some distinct disadvantages to being so terrifiying a leader that your surgeon can't focus:
The outlet reports -- citing a Chinese medical expert privy to the situation -- that Kim had clutched his chest in early April and fell down while visiting the countryside there. He needed a stent procedure done, but apparently ... it either wasn't done rapidly enough, or it was botched completely by the surgeon -- with some reports saying he had shaky hands.
 

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Evidence that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is still alive and in the coastal resort of Wonsan is mounting, as satellite images showed his train apparently traveled there in the past few days
Such is the devotion of even the railway rolling stock to the Dear Leader that his train will not move without its beloved master on board.

Had he died it would have become forever motionless, standing there pining away like a faithful dog at its master's grave.
 

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Such is the devotion of even the railway rolling stock to the Dear Leader that his train will not move without its beloved master on board.

Had he died it would have become forever motionless, standing there pining away like a faithful dog at its master's grave.
I think you have the beginning's of a good North Korean version of Thomas the Tank Engine.