Join The Alliance Navy SLMC: Defend, Serve, Excel!

[Draven Malakai]

Are you ready to embark on an exciting journey and become a part of an elite force in Second Life? The Alliance Navy SLMC is recruiting new members!

About Us:

The Alliance Navy SLMC (Second Life Military Community) is a prestigious and well-established military group dedicated to maintaining peace and security in Second Life. We pride ourselves on our professionalism, camaraderie, and commitment to excellence. Our members engage in various operations, including combat missions, training exercises, and community events, all within a structured and immersive environment.

What We Offer:

Comprehensive Training: Whether you're a seasoned veteran or new to military roleplay, we provide thorough training to ensure you're prepared for any mission.

Advanced Equipment: Access state-of-the-art military gear, vehicles, and facilities designed to enhance your Second Life experience.

Community: Join a supportive and active community of like-minded individuals who share your passion for military roleplay.

Career Advancement: Rise through the ranks with opportunities for leadership roles and specializations in various military disciplines.

Events and Missions: Participate in regular training sessions, combat missions, and community events that keep the experience exciting and engaging.

Requirements:

Commitment: We seek dedicated members who are active and willing to contribute to the group's success.

Team Player: Collaboration and teamwork are essential to our operations.

Respect and Professionalism: Uphold the values of respect, integrity, and professionalism within the group and the broader Second Life community.

How to Join:

Ready to take the next step? Contact our recruitment officers in-world for more information and to start your application process. You can also visit our headquarters to learn more about The Alliance Navy SLMC and meet our team.

Contact:

[Jasper (damien.blakewell)]

[Alliance Navy]

Join The Alliance Navy SLMC today and make a difference in Second Life! Serve with honor, defend with courage, and excel with pride!

 

[Casey Pelous]

To quote Cindy Claveau from a wildly different context, "My nipples can only get so hard."

 

[Imnotgoing Sideways]

This smells to coffee. (>.>)

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

This is satire, right?

 

[Noodles]

 

[Caete]

No Horde Navy?

Also, no offence meant but every time someone mentions the navy in SL, this plays in my brain.


Disclaimer: I am a former SeaBee.

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

This is satire, right?

Not-Sure. Should I be facepalming, lol-ing, WTFing, or popcorn-ing?

I decided on lolwut.

 

[Marita]

Would we get cute Sailor Moon uniforms and a speedboat to patrol the SL water ways for those unscrupulous greefurs.

 

[Madi Perth]

First one was amusing, second one not so much.

 

[Caete]

Would we get cute Sailor Moon uniforms and a speedboat to patrol the SL water ways for those unscrupulous greefurs.

I've a Bat Boat that strikes fear into the criminals of Gotham!

 

[Casey Pelous]

Would we get cute Sailor Moon uniforms and a speedboat to patrol the SL water ways for those unscrupulous greefurs.

Now we're talking!

 

[Imnotgoing Sideways]

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Search for: Green Lantern
Replace all with: Alliance Navy SLMC

Yeah, very ingenious... *yawns*

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

...a military group dedicated to maintaining peace and security in Second Life...

That's like claiming to be a group of reality tv show personalities 'dedicated to maintaining drama-free entertainment'.

I grew up surrounded by toxic 'Hooah!' military culture. The last thing I want in SL is more of that noise.

If you're dedicated to 'maintaining peace in Second Life' then keep your combat operations completely inside your own regions where they won't impact anyone that didn't explicitly consent to participate in them.

 

[Draven Malakai]

That's like claiming to be a group of reality tv show personalities 'dedicated to maintaining drama-free entertainment'.

I grew up surrounded by toxic 'Hooah!' military culture. The last thing I want in SL is more of that noise.

If you're dedicated to 'maintaining peace in Second Life' then keep your combat operations completely inside your own regions where they won't impact anyone that didn't explicitly consent to participate in them.

FOR YOUR INFO MATION WE ONLY GO TO SIMS WITH LINDEN LABS DAMAGE ENABLED (IE: COMBAT SIMS) SO STOP FLAPPING THOSE GUMS INCESENTLY JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY OR DO. MY GOD SINCE WHEN DID THE WORLD BECOME SO RUDE AND ARROGANT

 

[Beebo Brink]

FOR YOUR INFO MATION WE ONLY GO TO SIMS WITH LINDEN LABS DAMAGE ENABLES SO STOP FLAPPING THOSE GUMS INCESENTLY JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY OR DO. MY GOD SINCE WHEN DID THE WORLD BECOME SO RUDE AND ARROGANT

Okay, this proves it's satire rather than even trolling.

I'm not quite bored enough to find it entertaining, but it did raise a chuckle.

 

[Draven Malakai]

Search for: Green Lantern
Replace all with: Alliance Navy SLMC

Yeah, very ingenious... *yawns*

LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR TO YOU SHALL I. I AM NOT PART OF THE GREEN LARPERS SO KEEP THAT BLOODY NAME OUT OF THIS THREAD. JESUS CHRIST WHEN DID PEOPLE BECOME SO STUPID

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Take a look at your forum name, CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK, and go fuck yourself.

 

[Draven Malakai]

Take a look at your forum name, CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK, and go fuck yourself.

if i could change it i would

 

[Innula Zenovka]

if i could change it i would

Why would you want to change it?

You must once have liked it or you wouldn't have chosen it, so what happened to change your mind?