Is Douchelini in Jail Yet??

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Old lawyer saying: "If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If they're both against you, pound on the table and yell like hell!"
 
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Lawyers. Do you know why California has more lawyers and NJ has more toxic dumps? NJ got to pick first.
 
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I'll take an A4 for hanging in my bedroom, 2 A5's for my desk and half a dozen wallet-sized to use as personal business cards ;-)
We don't print metric sizes here. However a wallet is an acceptable unit of measurement in the US.
 

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Ideas for the future DT Presidential statue!

In China, Statue of Qin Hui, a corrupt politician from the 11th century widely regarded as a traitor. His and his family's statues have been cursed, spat on, and urinated upon by the Chinese for centuries.


 

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But, but, how will you then sleep at night with that hanging over your bed? :eek:
I may have to move it to my study. However, I did sleep very well last night :)

We don't print metric sizes here. However a wallet is an acceptable unit of measurement in the US.
Because Detrius was the OP, I am using metric out of respect for his "units" ;)
 
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Lawyers. Do you know why California has more lawyers and NJ has more toxic dumps? NJ got to pick first.

Because Detrius was the OP, I am using metric out of respect for his "units" ;)
Well, an inch is defined as 2.54 centimeters, so my units are your units. :p

The imperial system is just the metric system, but polluted with references to the distorted bodily proportions of the offspring of a long line of cousin-fucking kings and queens.
 
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Donald Trump has been calling his political enemies vermin, following the example of Adolf Hitler and Benito Mussolini.

He's been criticised for using dictator's words, but no need to be afraid, because his spoke manager Steven Cheung told "those who try to make that ridiculous assertion are clearly snowflakes grasping for anything because they are suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome and their entire existence will be crushed when President Trump returns to the White House.”

See, no need to worry, once Trump is on the office again, these little insolents will just be crushed. Lovingly.

 

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Remember the fuss when Hillary Clinton talked about "deplorables"?
Hillary Clinton is way too good for this world * sigh *. She tried to warn us. That word encompasses Trump supporters so perfectly. I can think of a few more colorful ones, but I digress. * cough * MAGAts.