Is Douchelini in Jail Yet??

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but indicated he wouldn’t be jailed
It's hilarious that Merchan felt it necessary to warn us all ahead of time that the Criminal President wouldn't be doing any time in prison.
 

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It's hilarious that Merchan felt it necessary to warn us all ahead of time that the Criminal President wouldn't be doing any time in prison.
Merchan: "On a completely unrelated topic, just wondering if anyone has seen my testicles? They don't seem to be in their usual place ...."
 

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As absolutely weaksauce as the sentence will be, it does at least do one thing: it closes the circle on Trump's conviction and makes it official.
 
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The sentence will be for Trump to think really hard about why what he did was wrong.
 
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It's hilarious that Merchan felt it necessary to warn us all ahead of time that the Criminal President wouldn't be doing any time in prison.
As a first time offender the odds of prison are unlikely anyways. But I would pay good money to see him with an ankle monitor. And he would have to pay monthly fee for it as well :)
 

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Well, he is now officially a convicted felon. Even though his "sentence" has no teeth whatsoever, at the very least, he will never be able to rid himself of the stink of being a convicted felon. History books will not be kind.
 
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Well, well. It turns out inept judges can do the right thing. Sometimes.

Judge Cannon OKs release of special counsel’s report into Trump and election subversion
Judge Aileen Cannon said on Monday that she would not block the release of special counsel Jack Smith’s report on his investigation into Donald Trump and efforts to overturn the 2020 election.

However, Cannon scheduled a court hearing later this week on Attorney General Merrick Garland’s plan to share with some lawmakers the part of Smith’s report dealing with the classified documents probe. In the meantime, she is continuing to halt the department from disclosing that aspect of the report to anyone outside of the agency.