I'm requesting a "guillotine" reaction.

[Sean Gorham]

The screwdriver just isn't doing the job anymore.

 

[Soen Eber]

Finally, something to open those stubborn bottles of ketchup!

 

[Free]

Finally, something to open those stubborn bottles of ketchup!

Open once, stays open!

 

[WolfEyes]

Open once, stays open!

Oh, just put a cork in it!

 

[Lexxi]

Penis guillotine

 

[Khamon]

Are we still talking about ketchup?

 

[Lexxi]

Are we still talking about ketchup?

Yes. Flash is worried about his ketchup bottle. While you can put a cork in it, it never tastes the same.

 

[WolfEyes]

It's Monday and I am laughing at Lexxi. What the fuck is wrong with me?

 

[Soen Eber]

We have so derailed the op's post

 

[Sid]

 

[Free]

"Will the title character of our show live to the next episode?"

I don't know!

 

[Sean Gorham]

We have so derailed the op's post

Derail away, it ain't my forum.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

"Will the title character of our show live to the next episode?"

I don't know!

I ask that question towards the end of every show. British dramas are especially bad at putting the hero in dire peril when you know he's going to get out of it like he always does! "Next week, on ..." Is a dead giveaway.

It's a plot, I tell you!

 

[Soen Eber]

I ask that question towards the end of every show. British dramas are especially bad at putting the hero in dire peril when you know he's going to get out of it like he always does! "Next week, on ..." Is a dead giveaway.

It's a plot, I tell you!

The sensible thing is to give everyone a chance of dying ... just before contract negotiations*. ;P

*Some shows have done that

 

[Erich Templar]