- Joined
- Sep 20, 2018
- Messages
- 648
- Location
- Canada
- SL Rez
- 2007
- Joined SLU
- 2011
- SLU Posts
- 8642
So it just occurred to me that all the mysterious performance issues in SLU the past few months match up with the timing of Cris’ noticeable distance and lowered participation.
Coincidence?
I think not!!!
Friends, fellow SLUnies, SLUts and SLUers, we’ve been conned.
Those “performance” bugs? None other than our SLUnee overlord himself pulling strings and pushing buttons to make us believe there was a problem.
Why?
So he could make a new forum and woo back hundreds of SLU members that had grown dormant. It’s so obvious. I don’t know how I didn’t see it sooner. But there it is in black and white, names I haven’t seen in months or even years signing up.
He’s activated the sleeper signal we didn’t even know he had implanted in us and there is no telling what his plans are for us now.
Stay vigilant brothers and sisters, the next orders he gives us may come disguised as something equally innocent like a party, but we know better now.
Coincidence?
I think not!!!
Friends, fellow SLUnies, SLUts and SLUers, we’ve been conned.
Those “performance” bugs? None other than our SLUnee overlord himself pulling strings and pushing buttons to make us believe there was a problem.
Why?
So he could make a new forum and woo back hundreds of SLU members that had grown dormant. It’s so obvious. I don’t know how I didn’t see it sooner. But there it is in black and white, names I haven’t seen in months or even years signing up.
He’s activated the sleeper signal we didn’t even know he had implanted in us and there is no telling what his plans are for us now.
Stay vigilant brothers and sisters, the next orders he gives us may come disguised as something equally innocent like a party, but we know better now.