WTF I’m onto your tricks Mr. Midnight

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So it just occurred to me that all the mysterious performance issues in SLU the past few months match up with the timing of Cris’ noticeable distance and lowered participation.

Coincidence?
I think not!!!

Friends, fellow SLUnies, SLUts and SLUers, we’ve been conned.

Those “performance” bugs? None other than our SLUnee overlord himself pulling strings and pushing buttons to make us believe there was a problem.

Why?

So he could make a new forum and woo back hundreds of SLU members that had grown dormant. It’s so obvious. I don’t know how I didn’t see it sooner. But there it is in black and white, names I haven’t seen in months or even years signing up.

He’s activated the sleeper signal we didn’t even know he had implanted in us and there is no telling what his plans are for us now.

Stay vigilant brothers and sisters, the next orders he gives us may come disguised as something equally innocent like a party, but we know better now.
 

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At least it means it's not my fault.
 
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I was wondering where the negative reaction count on my profile came from because I can’t say that I had noticed getting that many.... and then I remembered this thread.

Dying laughing all over again.
 

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@Kamilah Hauptmann don’t you even!!! I saw that spell check reaction flash briefly in my alerts.



Edit LOL we were typing at the same time
 

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If I give someone a wrench and a screwdriver, am I just looking for trouble repairs?

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I was wondering where the negative reaction count on my profile came from because I can’t say that I had noticed getting that many.... and then I remembered this thread.

Dying laughing all over again.

Oh man. I crack myself up all over again a year later. This thread is like masterbating.