"Florida Man" is still at it

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Florida Official Urges Blowing Hair Dryer Up Your Nose

Florida Okeechobee County Commissioner Bryant Culpepper (R) referenced a program he said he saw on One American News Network on how to combat the coronavirus, the Lake Okeechobee News reports.Said Culpepper: "One of the things that was pointed out in this interview with one of the foremost docto

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Said Culpepper: “One of the things that was pointed out in this interview with one of the foremost doctors who has studied the coronavirus said that the nasal passages and the nasal membranes are the coolest part of the body. That’s why the virus tends to go there until it then becomes healthy enough to go into the lungs.”

So what to do about it? HAIR DRYER UP THE NOSE, OF COURSE.

 

[Clara D.]

“This sound really goofy, and it did to me too, but it works. Once the temperature reaches 136 degrees Fahrenheit, the virus falls apart, it disintegrates. I said how would you get the temperature up to 136 degrees?

So, I just have to wait for summer in Phoenix and sit in the car with the windows rolled up.

 

[Roxie Marten]

So, I just have to wait for summer in Phoenix and sit in the car with the windows rolled up.

If that is true. I am immune. My hot flashes go higher than that

 

[Aribeth Zelin]

Not sure what parts of florida are still open - Pensacola has been shut down [if not a full lock down] since last week [or was it the week before?] And from other folks I know in different parts of florida, they're closed too.

 

[Isabeau]

Yes, let’s all our noses off. Ha ha WTF

That’ll teach that virus we mean business.

Absurdistan

 

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This counts.

 

[Rose Karuna]

It's so embarrassing when your own governor makes it into the news as "Florida Man".

 

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"Florida Man claims to be governor of state while watching live alligator wrestling match"

 

[Kara Spengler]

Not sure what parts of florida are still open - Pensacola has been shut down [if not a full lock down] since last week [or was it the week before?] And from other folks I know in different parts of florida, they're closed too.

Well, wwe was classified as an essential business.

No words.

 

[Kara Spengler]

This counts.

Horrors!

It does not matter how old content is or how many times you have seen it if it is good.

 

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Did we cover this?

 

[Romana]

 

[Roxanne Blue]

It's so embarrassing when your own governor makes it into the news as "Florida Man".

Even more when he had already worn one glove to a previous news conference, and touched his face during the interview with the bare hand.

 

[Roxanne Blue]

Then for good measure, Governor Ron "Florida Man" DeSantis demonstrated how not to wear a mask intended for the straps to go behind his ears.

Great, two more years of this shit while the GOP legislature invents new ways to disenfranchise Democrats.

On the lighter side, there's a more entertaining version of the news conference.

 

[Tigar]

Disney World Finds Someone Camping In its Abandoned Discovery Island Attraction

Police arrested Richard McGuire, who described the island as a "tropical paradise."

www.yahoo.com

 

[Romana]

A positive Florida Man story!

A white man ran through a Florida neighborhood carrying a TV to prove that looking 'suspicious' wasn't an excuse for killing Ahmaud Arbery

Richard Demsick, a former pastor, said his neighbors waved and smiled at him while he ran with the TV. His TikTok video got more than 1 million views.

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[Katheryne Helendale]

Not quite Florida, but it still seems fitting here:

Woman Tragically Killed By Alligator After Trying To 'Stroke' It

Мanicurist Cynthia Covert was killed by an alligator in South Carolina after attempting to take pictures and “stroke it”...

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Florida Man Goes to Washington!

GOP Rep, Florida Man Says 'There's Just No Need' To Wear A Mask Around The Capitol

A retiring Florida (congress)man said Friday that “there’s just no need” to wear a mask while milling around the Capitol....

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[Aribeth Zelin]

And here I was reading that as state legislature and getting my hopes up.