"Florida Man" is still at it

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Last time I visited Florida I drove there and camped in national parks. The thing about national parks along the gulf coast is they all have these big warning signs about alligators at the entrance.

They should have been warning about the raccoons.
 

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Maybe the naked criminals think that nudity is a disguise.
 
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Florida man arrested for stealing truck carrying coffins, troopers say

A Jacksonville man has been accused of driving a stolen box truck full of stolen caskets.

On Monday, Florida Highway Patrol troopers said the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office asked them to be on the lookout for a Ryder truck reportedly stolen from a casket company. On Monday morning, troopers stopped the truck and attempted a traffic stop, but the driver fled.

The suspected driver, 39-year-old David Ayers, led troopers on a 25-mile pursuit along Interstate 295, according to FOX News. Sgt. Dylan Bryan said Ayers was driving between 55 to 60 mph, which was below the speed limit.
 

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Crooks taking their kids to work is not such an unusual thing, apparently. I had a guy try to scam me for an unnecessary car repair once, and he had his kids in the truck with him to add verisimilitude. When I pulled out my phone and started googling what he was saying about my suspension, he said something about taking his kids to Subway and vanished.