Old and Cranky Xherdan
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- Sep 24, 2018
- Central Florida
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- Joined SLU
Mmm, hmm. Okay, let's go with that for now.Ok - First of all, it wasn't me, I didn't do it.
Big bag and selective "shopping?"Second, how in the hell do you steal "several hundred dollars" worth of cosmetics from a CVS where the most expensive cosmetic there is under 15 dollars
I'm thinking when she added resisting arrest and assault of a police officer to the shoplifting, she crossed a magic line. I wonder what happened to the handcuffs -- or did the woman whose house she invaded just not notice there were handcuffs on her left wrist? Or did she just write it off to, "These kids these days with their crazy fashions. Tsk, tsk." So many unanswered questions![/QUOTE]Next, what kind of cops deploy a K9 unit and a helicopter for a freaking shop lifter? All I can figure is that the cops in Deltona have WAY too much time on their hands.
We're being inundated! Poisonous bufo toads infesting South Florida neighborhood and they are spreading
I can't help think that it's because I called out the great toad when I posted earlier.
first it was the red tide... now the frogs... Plagues of Florida? coincidence? next one is lice i believe.
Edited to say you're probably asking yourself why anyone would actually live here aren't you.To lower your risk of getting sea lice:
- Do not swim when 'sea lice' are present — always check lifeguard postings before swimming.
- Avoid wearing t-shirts in the water.
- Wear sunscreen, it may help reduce contact with the larvae.
- Shower right after swimming in the ocean — make sure your bathing suit is removed before showering.<---- why there are so many naked people in Florida.
- Thoroughly clean your bathing suit after use with detergent and heated drying, not air drying.
on the plus side we are not in Australia... so we have that working for us.Edited to say you're probably asking yourself why anyone would actually live here aren't you.
If you experience sea lice symptoms over here in S E Asia, locals pump you full of fresh coconut water from newely opened nuts. Same treatment for mild fish allergies - can attest to the efficacy for the latter but not yet the former.
This is what happens when people take TV shows seriously.Twitter said:Florida man gets out of jail, immediately steals car from prison parking lot: cops Florida man gets out of jail, immediately steals from car in prison parking lot: cops