"Florida Man" is still at it

Casey Pelous

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Ok - First of all, it wasn't me, I didn't do it. :shiftyeyes:
Mmm, hmm. Okay, let's go with that for now. :p

Second, how in the hell do you steal "several hundred dollars" worth of cosmetics from a CVS where the most expensive cosmetic there is under 15 dollars
Big bag and selective "shopping?"

Next, what kind of cops deploy a K9 unit and a helicopter for a freaking shop lifter? All I can figure is that the cops in Deltona have WAY too much time on their hands.
I'm thinking when she added resisting arrest and assault of a police officer to the shoplifting, she crossed a magic line. I wonder what happened to the handcuffs -- or did the woman whose house she invaded just not notice there were handcuffs on her left wrist? Or did she just write it off to, "These kids these days with their crazy fashions. Tsk, tsk." So many unanswered questions![/QUOTE]
 

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Second, how in the hell do you steal "several hundred dollars" worth of cosmetics from a CVS where the most expensive cosmetic there is under 15 dollars?
Just try to imagine the dumbest Supermarket Sweep episode ever. ^^
 

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first it was the red tide... now the frogs... Plagues of Florida? coincidence? next one is lice i believe.

Yep - sea lice, nasty little buggers. Sea lice reported along Florida beaches

To lower your risk of getting sea lice:
  • Do not swim when 'sea lice' are present — always check lifeguard postings before swimming.
  • Avoid wearing t-shirts in the water.
  • Wear sunscreen, it may help reduce contact with the larvae.
  • Shower right after swimming in the ocean — make sure your bathing suit is removed before showering.<---- why there are so many naked people in Florida.
  • Thoroughly clean your bathing suit after use with detergent and heated drying, not air drying.
Edited to say you're probably asking yourself why anyone would actually live here aren't you. ;)
 

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Edited to say you're probably asking yourself why anyone would actually live here aren't you. ;)
on the plus side we are not in Australia... so we have that working for us.


Florida woman don't want to be left out of the naked equation..

 

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I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ARE STILL FALLING FOR THAT FLORIDA MAN BIRTHDAY PHISHING QUESTION.

Not apropos of anyone here, but I saw it go but twice just today.
 

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