sluniverse First Time Lurker, long time lover

[Expletive Acronym]

I forgot the passwords to all but one of my 12 accounts. This isn't the one.

A little bit about me: I like long woks on the beach and vegan stir fry, candlelit blood sacrifices to the old gods, transmissible existential ennui. The usual stuff. I'd like to talk to you about your extended car warranty.

 

[Free]

Hola, EA.

I've already bought some extended car warranty from the last 12 callers, so I can't help you there. Is a long wok just an extended cooking appliance?

 

[Shiloh Lyric]

out of Lurkville. I may have already caught the ennui.

 

[Sid]

Welcome to the talkative part of VVO, EA.
The from lurker to poster transfer pie bar is open:

 

[Expletive Acronym]

Is a long wok just an extended cooking appliance?

It sure ain't no wok in the park.

 

[Expletive Acronym]

Welcome to the talkative part of VVO, EA.
The from lurker to poster transfer pie bar is open:

Who doesn't like a nice cream pie?

 

[Expletive Acronym]

out of Lurkville. I may have already caught the ennui.

Okay, but check out this giant rainbow noodle.

 

[Noodles]

Ennui, isn't that a Pokemon?

 

[Clara D.]

WHY IS IT NEVER WELCOME PANCAKES?

Also, Holy Shit, that's a name I haven't seen in a long time.

 

[Clara D.]

It sure ain't no wok in the park.

No noodle cart? WTF KIND OF PARK IS THIS?

 

[Expletive Acronym]

No noodle cart? WTF KIND OF PARK IS THIS?

Your noodle cart is in the car park.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

I like him! Can we keep him?

Welcome, EA!

(If you're not a he, just smack me for making bad assumptions)

 

[Veritable Quandry]

 

[Robert Jung]

I sense that you might want something more interesting than welcome coffee?

-Enter the Welcome Area.
- Turn around 7 times and click your heels together.
- Climb up ladder in NW corner
- jump off ladder doing a twisting backwards forward roll and sink to the bottom of the pool
-Pass out
-you wake up i a small room with a Louis XXII Carved Ivory roll up secretary desk. -- There is a telegraph key on the desk.
- Send a Morse code message in Esperanto at 33 1/2 wpm to She Who Must be Obeyed and offer yourself to Cthulhu.
- A door appears.
- Knock 13 times and say "I'm a friend of Cris"
- Take a seat at the bar.
-Order a Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster

Welcome. You are one of Us.