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I think the bit about him being a fiduciary was the thing: if he was on the board he'd have to cut down the shitposts and instead act in the best interests of the company and shareholders. If he takes Twitter private he doesn't have to worry about that.
 

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I feel like users may revolt if Elon buys Twitter and lets all the fuckhead jackasses back on.
 
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Elon doesn't actually have enough money to buy Twitter at the terms he's offering. What he's actually doing is a pump-and-dump, and the letter with its impossible buy offer is an attempt at providing a plausible excuse. I hope the SEC doesn't fall for it and comes after him again.
 
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Elon doesn't actually have enough money to buy Twitter at the terms he's offering. What he's actually doing is a pump-and-dump, and the letter with its impossible buy offer is an attempt at providing a plausible excuse. I hope the SEC doesn't fall for it and comes after him again.
From what I've read, any fines the SEC has are fixed amounts so he doesn't care.
 

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From what I've read, any fines the SEC has are fixed amounts so he doesn't care.
That's true for the most part - but if he does this too much the SEC can also just completely ban him from trading stocks at all. And he may not personally care about either, but it would limit the damage of his tantrums.
 
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To me, this feels like when Murdoch bought MySpace, back in 2005. Whether he drove it into the ground or whether it was ready to die on it's own, that buyout happened to coincide with the rise of facebook, which caused the end of the old web 2.0 era. At the time, Murdoch's buyout didn't look that crazy, but looking back on it, we wonder what he was thinking. I think the same thing will happen if Twitter gets bought out by a rich asshole with more money than brains. This attempted buyout seems like a sign of some big changes coming soon. Maybe it's a sign that Twitter and Facebook are going under soon, and will be replaced with something new?

What could replace them? IDK, I'm not good at predicting these things. If I had to guess, though: I think web sites have been on the precipice of big change for a while now. Web sites are no longer just documents. They are more like applications, and browsers are more like virtual machines. Nobody wants to trust an app from the app stores, which is partly why wordle got so big. That's a sign of things to come. Somebody is going to exploit the new capabilities that are available in web development. Maybe the sensor revolution will come to web development in a big way? Maybe installing video games or applications will become a thing of the past, since everything can be done in a web page? It's kind of software as a service, but kind of more than that, since the code is running locally, in the browser. You aren't remote streaming your favorite video games like with Onlive or something, though, so it's not exactly software as a service. What does that mean? IDK yet.

That's just a general idea of where I think online culture could go if Twitter and Facebook were to fall like Myspace did after Murdoch bought it, or how Digg went under abruptly some time around 2010.
 
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That's just a general idea of where I think online culture could go if Twitter and Facebook were to fall like Myspace did after Murdoch bought it, or how Digg went under abruptly some time around 2010.
Digg went under because they changed their site in a way everyone hated so everyone left.
 
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A lot of his fanbois are begging him to just buy Twitter.

I mean on the pro side Musk has the knowledge in house on how to program stuff, innovate and scale stuff to big proportions. Based on revenue&profit Twitter is a clearly overrated company. What's making them so impactful is not that they offering such a great service, but that like Facebook many people still think its relevant and use it. By the way young people have mostly left Twitter years ago, as they do view it as "too toxic."

What Musk could do if he would be clever is this: write a cheque maybe about 10 million bucks and send it to Eugen Rochko, the creator of Mastodon. Hire some dedicated developers contributing to that project. I mean it's been around since a while, it's federated and everybody can run own instances, so exactly what Musk should love.

Problem with it is that setting up an own instance is not for the faint of the heart. Yet. So instead with investing billions Musk could boost an existing free alternative with a few millions. And give it PR.
 
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It still exists. Even trumpies don't care about it though.
That even includes Trumps.

 
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Buying Twitter would be fun as a side project. You could go through all the self important blue tick box people and change their status, like the way George Galloway currently has his "Russian state media affiliate" or whatever it is. Pick on people, delete their blue tick box, give them a status of "Donald Trump's Sister" or "Rejected by OnlyFans" or block their ability to post for a day without notifying them.
 
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I strongly agree with this assessment... this article and the twitter thread it links to barely touches on the plethora of reasons a pure free speech platform is a silly fantasy.
 
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Musk makes fun of a detailed discussion of a complex problem. As though "This is easy for me because I am such a megagenius and totally not an out of control narcissist, you're just dumb."
 
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Musk makes fun of a detailed discussion of a complex problem. As though "This is easy for me because I am such a megagenius and totally not an out of control narcissist, you're just dumb."
YEP... laughing at ideas you don't like is way easier than refuting them. That's Tucker Carlson's go to move when he loses a debate, just pump out creepy laughter and hope that signals to his audience that he COULD refute it if he only could be bothered... but he can't.
 
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Buying Twitter would be fun as a side project. You could go through all the self important blue tick box people and change their status, like the way George Galloway currently has his "Russian state media affiliate" or whatever it is. Pick on people, delete their blue tick box, give them a status of "Donald Trump's Sister" or "Rejected by OnlyFans" or block their ability to post for a day without notifying them.
Shall we start a VVO crowd funding to achieve that?
I'm in with two dollars.
 
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