Honestly, I'm fairly positive I'm related to him and I don't wanna be either - at least i don't share a surname with him.
Sadly, though, part of the reason I'm sure we're related is, too many of my ancestors and some very immediate family are schmucks, so he's on brand. >.<
*Especially on my dad's side.... my mom's side, don't know enough yet, but then if he is related, its on my dad's side.