The Timeless Child
- Sep 21, 2018
- SL Rez
It would have to be Pfizer. Moderna didn't take any money from Operation Warp Speed and made a point of saying so.Perhaps then billing one of them, e.g. Moderna, as THE vaccine developed under All Hail PresidentTrump’s fast track development campaign will convince them that it’s their patriotic duty to receive it.
Let’s tell them it contains a chip that will wirelessly connect to voting machines and secretly register multiple votes for the candidates they’ve marked on their ballots. They’ll believe that. But remember to not give them water when they’re standing in long lines to serve their redeemer.
Honestly, though, I belong to groups that are still not meeting indoors face-to-face because one or two of these shits refused to be vaccinated. There’s no reasoning with them. Even agreeing with them, and working backward, quickly derails down rabbit holes that would spin Carroll’s head right off his shoulders.