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Tigar

A Most Inappropriate Tigar 🐯
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Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Thanks for that. I haven’t read it in too long!
 

Tigar

A Most Inappropriate Tigar 🐯
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Tigar

A Most Inappropriate Tigar 🐯
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Lox are gross, everyone is gross I hate everythething.
I remember that once upon a time * the person who claimed ta be my dad made it a habit to bbq 🍗 chicken 🐓 every Sunday. Every freaking Sunday. **

One time my littlest sister said, “I don’t like the bark!” So, being the generous and helpful big brother that I was, I told her, “l’ll take your bark.” And from then on, she allus gimmied her chicken 🐔 skin.

So... Darnk, I’ll take your lox if ya dun’ wannit.

* At 2:30 🕝 in the afternoon.
** I’m not complaining, I’m bragging.
 
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Lady Darnk Juniorette

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I remember that once upon a time * the person who claimed ta be my dad made it a habit to bbq 🍗 chicken 🐓 every Sunday. Every freaking Sunday. **

One time my littlest sister said, “I don’t like the bark!” So, being the generous and helpful big brother that I was, I told her, “l’ll take your bark.” And from then on, she allus gimmied her chicken 🐔 skin.

So... Darnk, I’ll take your lox if ya dun’ wannit.

* At 2:30 🕝 in the afternoon.
** I’m not complaining, I’m bragging.
Feel free to eat all of my lox and what not.