Cats are jerks

[Free]

 

[Free]

Upon seeing a cat do something very much like the...above:

Free's friend: Why do that do stuff like that?

Free: Because it messes with us. The only reason.

 

[Free]

 

[Tigger]

A good cat that can both hunt mice and purr is worth three cows, if it can only purr, it is worth a cow and a half.....

Twitter thread of medieval cattyness including some jerky behaviour and punishments for the owners of jerk cats.

 

[Tigar]

 

[Galen McGinnis]

Well he tried to be a jerk...

 

[Ann Launay]

Kittens on the course is basically the only reason I'd ever go golfing.

 

[Rose Karuna]

Well he tried to be a jerk...

That is a REALLY BIG rat, I'd run if that damn thing was chasing me too!

 

[Beebo Brink]

That is a REALLY BIG rat, I'd run if that damn thing was chasing me too!

That rat wasn't satisfied with a "Hey, leave me alone!" defensive lunge. He launched a "And now I'm going to kill you" chase.

 

[Markubis]

Well he tried to be a jerk...

What's the problem here? Even though his methods are unorthodox, he is still getting rid of the rat!

What we don't see is that farther down the street there is a group of cats that are going to take out that pesky no-good rat.

 

[Free]

Jerk...

 

[Caete]

 

[Kaimi Kyomoon]

That rat wasn't satisfied with a "Hey, leave me alone!" defensive lunge. He launched a "And now I'm going to kill you" chase.

I think we had a house cat going up against a street rat.

 

[Rose Karuna]

I think we had a house cat going up against a street rat.

Yeah, in Jersey. Yelling "you talkin to me?"

 

[Caete]

 

[Caete]

 

[Rose Karuna]

Animals are SO much smarter than we give them credit for!

 

[Tigar]

Obviously the dad is feeding them.
I’m not sayin’ he’s wrong. Hell, I’d do the same.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

She's opened a tin at last. About bloody time. Snow? Who cares?

Aut viam inveniam aut faciam.

 

[Tigar]

OMG! Give de kitty de fishy!