#BYEDON 2020 - The End Better Fucking Be Near

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To think y’all could have had a presidental race between a crook who bankrupted casinos in Atlantic City versus a crook who bankrupted a coffee company in Seattle. :D
Avenatti’s next sentencing is on *checks notes* Talk Like A Pirate Day.
 

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I was going to say, this can't possible be real can it? Would any politician publicly say something this narcissistic, this nescient, this absurd? Then, I remember that it's Trump, so who the F knows. 🙄
 

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I was going to say, this can't possible be real can it? Would any politician publicly say something this narcissistic, this nescient, this absurd? Then, I remember that it's Trump, so who the F knows. 🙄
You can tell it's parody because at the end it mocks Dick Cheney, which is something a Republican Would Never Be Allowed To Do, and calls DeSantis a RINO.
 
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(The original was apparently labelled as "satire," but without the label, I think anyone could be forgiven for mistaking it for the orange dotard's musings).
 

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It doesn't matter if it's fake. The sad trombone plays that we don't doubt that Trump would post just such a statement. We might think it too tame and conservative to be directly quoted but he's well proven the sentiment, and the stupidity, of the verbiage.
 

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