Apparent Trump Assassination Attempt In PA

[Cristiano]

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

He even sucks at getting shot.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

A shooting at a MAGA rally??? Say it ain't so!

In other breaking news, stomping in puddles can get you wet.

 

[Sid]

He just won the elections.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Was it on Fifth Avenue?

 

[Ellie]

All members of unpopular minorities are holding their breath & cowering behind their sofas until its clear it wasn't one of theirs.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Well, we know it couldn't have been from President Biden sending in Seal Team Six. They wouldn't have missed.

 

[Caete]

I'm guessing the hitman Jill hired is not from Hillary's list.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

You know, as crazy as it sounds, I wouldn't put it past Trump to have staged it to drive up donations and sympathy votes. I don't think it guarantees him the election, but his poll numbers are going to spike.

 

[Free]

Thoughts and prayers.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

OFFS.

Can we start screaming "FALSE FLAG OPERATION!!!" at them now, like they do every god damned time one of their 'lone madmen' assassinates innocents on the left?

I wouldn't put it past trump to have someone take a few shots at him with a weak powered pellet or bb gun, if it wins him the election, it'd be better than prison.

 

[Cristiano]

OFFS.

Can we start screaming "FALSE FLAG OPERATION!!!" at them now, like they do every god damned time one of their 'lone madmen' assassinates innocents on the left?

I wouldn't put it past trump to have someone take a few shots at him with a weak powered pellet or bb gun, if it wins him the election, it'd be better than prison.

#falseflag is already trending on Twitter.

 

[Free]

Could you send some of those to me? I'm hungry!

 

[Essence Lumin]

County District Attorney Richard Goldfinger said one person is believed to be dead and "possibly a second" is dead from the incident at this rally. He said the person believed to be dead was "someone in the crowd."

It is unclear what the manner or cause of these deaths would be. The identities of anyone killed have not been released.

Investigation continues: Trump shot in apparent assassination attempt at Butler rally; shooter, attendee dead

Former President Donald Trump was taken to the hospital after being shot in the ear Saturday while speaking at a rally in Butler County.

www.wtae.com

 

[Ellie]

I hope this won't embolden magats to further abuse those they falsely hold responsible for their failure to achieve success in life.

Let’s be careful out there.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

I just watched the video. If a bullet had indeed grazed Trump's ear, how come nobody behind him got hit? And why wasn't anyone running?

I'm telling you, this whole thing stinks like Trump's diapers.

 

[Soen Eber]

Well, we know it couldn't have been from President Biden sending in Seal Team Six. They wouldn't have missed.

Neither would the Iranians or the Russians.

 

[Soen Eber]

Spuds and pears? I just ate or I'd be hoovering both.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Spuds and pears? I just ate or I'd be hoovering both.

Tots and pears.